Kristyn May

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

@sydbricks

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@sydbricks True. Can’t wait to show Ms. Books her doppelgänger from 1991.

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

@sydbricks On second thought, it may be. I thought this was a photo of my two friends, but her name is actually Sydney Books. Interesting.

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

@sydbricks I have a legal document that places this in 2018. It’s notarized.

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

@sydbrooks_ @ParamoreEnjoyer Notice his face is covered in 2/3 of these posters?

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

The fly is back for 2020, and my support hasn’t wavered.

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

I would rather vote for the fly that landed on Hillary's face, than either candidate. #PresidentialDebate

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

@sydbrooks_ 911, What’s your emergency? 🚨

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Onward to Mars, together.

#CountdownToMars

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

*minor inconvenience occurs*

Jason: “There’s only one thing to do....”

Nobody:

Jason: “I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence”

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

A 365 motto, but today a little more special: HORNS DOWN

[Ruth @rawilli92]

There are two types of engineers in this world, those who pronounce turbine as turbine and those who pronounce it as turbine

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

@lindsayrizxx But Nemo was, in fact, a little fish in a big pond. Hence the issues in finding him

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

@vannahlusk23

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Our statement on the passing of Senator John McCain:

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

HANG ON. Am I the only one who is just now becoming consciously aware of the fact that the Cosby show was about the Huxtable family?? I have always known this information but apparently never realized it until now. Why did child-me not even care? 🤯 my life is a lie.

[Chris Anderson @CMAnderson247]

Memphis switches assignments, and Jevon Carter is off Trae Young. The very first possession, Young finally hits his first bucket. 0-of-10 before that.

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

9 to 5 Me: gosh I love engineering. Problem solving; understanding the way things work 🤓
6:30 Me: *Attempts to put jumpsuit on head first* 🙄

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

Debatable. https://t.co/DVlPGA4yCy

[Amanda Croaff @amandacroaff]

Fact: @Matthew_Poe1994 is an angel, and we don’t deserve him. https://t.co/golmR7O2KE

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

@Josh_Hudson9 @JMayhem13 Did you pick it up while you were shopping for window treatments? Or checking out the new Martha Stewart collection?

[Kristyn May @Kristyn_J]

@sydbrooks_ Great tally photo since your eyes are ~25% open! jk ily 💜