Krithika

law | strategy | shitposting

here to share things that make me 'heehee' or 'ugh'

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Waking up from a nightmare where I'm reminded of all the lines I've drawn still stretching out until the end of time.

(If you don't get it, you're thinking of line segments)

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@ritwik_chak1998 What does that even mean?

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You're laughing. Anthropic just dropped EBCOGSITDA, and you're laughing.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Anthropic says they’re highly profitable if you take out some of their biggest expenses.

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@ritwik_chak1998 You're not even on the map???

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So, nobody else is wondering how the maps know about populations in heat?

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sitting with my flatmate in our living room. Parties all around the block. She turns to me and goes "did someone just say EY Parthenon?"

in case anyone was wondering what the recruitment semester at bschool is like...

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went to the no such thing factory recently and they were handing out free lunches

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Generational year for rats, first hanta virus and now one of them has made it to the Roland Garros men's finals.
#rolandgarros2026

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@CuriosityonX

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Funny how bhakts who degraded former PM Manmohan Singh by calling him Maun Mohan (Silent PM) are now writing thesis on how PM Modi doesn’t owe the country any press conferences or unscripted interviews.

[nish ✰ @kys4nish]

they are asking why a journalist is asking questions 😭😭😭😭😭😭 this country is doomed dawg

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@KantInEastt It's giving

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@harshi_xcx @BangaloreRoomi Hey, enabled DMs.

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Person who checks the "smoker" box on insurance forms because they truly believe sitting is the new smoking.

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Petition for adhd time-blindness mode on maps which inflates eta to account for parking and lifts and general overconfidence.

bc if I started a polymarket on this, the odds of me making it to parking but not the door are >99%.

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Bro rediscovered self control from first principles

[gabe @allgarbled]

Buddy of mine said he was thinking about trying ozempic but he realized that if ozempic works by suppressing your hunger signals, then you could achieve the same thing just by ignoring them. He lost something like 50 pounds in the next few months after this enlightenment.

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Having truthful friends will ruin your life.

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I bring a sort of "I don't like to be readily available to any human being at any time" energy to the workplace that my managers don't really like.

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@pragativarshny9 @BangaloreRoomi @fmrbangalore Hey Pragati, is this still available?

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@harshita_dalwe @BangaloreRoomi @fmrbangalore @GruhamBot Hey, is this still available?