Krista the Wise

G O G A T 🍊 R ⚡️ 🐊💉🐨 || John 13:7 ▪️Nursing▪️

[Johnny 🏄🏼‍♂️ @j_flores24]

- “you let your dog sleep In the bed with you?”
-Me and my dog

[Toreeoo @Toreeoo]

"The sea bass is a year round fish"

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

@Ryan_Urq Ah yes he literally has all sorts of veneareal diseases like I hope my ex does {salty lmao}

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

If it’s not my one toxic ex then yes lmao. All of my other exes were good guys and I wouldn’t mind it

[Michael Hall @DoIt_LikeMike]

How do y’all feel about your S/O asking to talk to/with your ex(s)? With the intent to see how you acted in your past relationships and find out what worked/not worked for y’all..

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

@Ghostmonkey69 😂😂😂😂😭😭

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads that constantly help and care for their kids, and to all of the single moms who have to play that role for their kids who may not have a dad present in their life. We’re grateful to you all 💕

[karlee ❤️‍🔥 @_karleecross]

Ok but I thought everyone did this ...

[tnorbs @almondnude_]

I just found my old diary from when I was 9 and by god I was an idiot

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

EnvIronmentally friendly Man

[Variety @Variety]

Robert Downey Jr. has announced the formation of a new organization with the goal of using cutting edge tech to save the environment https://t.co/hrzpTL38Dz

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

For clinical I’m on peds oncology and peds cardiac ICU!! I’m so freaking excited! These are the two floors I’ve always wanted to be on 😍

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

@_karleecross @ChipotleTweets Thanks for trying :/

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

@_karleecross @ChipotleTweets Bruh we’ve been doing that the whole time :/

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

@ChipotleTweets @ReviseJenny Jk love u still stupid though

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

@ChipotleTweets @ReviseJenny Fuck u chipotle

[Krista the Wise @Krizzmasta]

@BissyBun Why u sad boo?