Karen Carroll

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

Parents Furious Over Nursery Teacher Working As ‘Gun-Toti... https://t.co/mmWj63efYp

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

do u ever feel like screaming 'fuck you' to your family members but you can't so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

I hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

A cold spoon can tighten skin and remove rings under your eyes.

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

There will be no full moon in the month of February 2018.

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason. you just stop talking

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

I feel lazier than the guy who created the Japanese flag.

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren't even talking

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

I swear october lasted like 5 minutes

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

Fanta is available in hundreds of flavors, including "Mushroom" "Red Tangerine" and "Banana Fermented Milk."

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

you are shit, not the shit

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

Usually, the people with the best advice are the ones with the most problems.

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

i either eat nothing or eat everything there is no in between.

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

if i stay in bed ill be warmif i get in the shower ill also be warmbut the distance between the bed &amp the showernothat is not warm

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

u know my name not what i order at taco bell

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

If you are looking for the love of your life, stop. They'll be waiting for you when you start doing things you love.

[Karen Carroll @KrnCrroll]

If you fall asleep within 5 minutes of going to bed, it's an indication that you're extremely sleep deprived.