Kroguardious

Nerd whose kinda lame and sometimes funny, but in like an exhale out your nostrils not a hahahaha way / I typo a lot / BLM / From the River to the Sea / Hate AI

[Kroguardious @Kroguardious]

Masking my denial of how bad it was with optimism is obvious in hindsight.
America is fucked and on a frighteningly sharp downward trajectory

[Kroguardious @Kroguardious]

@SpookyGothLoser Bruh at this rate america doesn't get to have anything until 2022

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

You have never laughed as hard as the Washington Post reporter who wrote this sentence.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

For context on the air conditioning debate between the US and Europe...one must consult the ancient texts:

1. Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.

2. Anything that's invented between when you're 15 and 35 is new and exciting and revolutionary, and you can probably get a career in it.

3. Anything invented after you're 35 is against the natural order of things.

-- Douglas Adams

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

there are two types of people. one that cares about food safety and refuses to touch anything that has been in the fridge for more than two days and one that will eat expired yogurt as long as it smells fine. they marry each other.

[Kroguardious @Kroguardious]

@Oroboro I hope a patch makes the armor obtainable elsewhere in the world

[Kroguardious @Kroguardious]

@ELDENRING It would be cashing in on a lot of community trust / respect if they don't make it available in other locations in game as well. And even then having a convenience "DLC" just to get it all at the start is using up some

[Kroguardious @Kroguardious]

@LluisAbadias Green with Blue

[albi ⭐️🌊 @_7albi]

trying to convince my friend to play DS2 by sending her this

[kate may @maywisher]

fuck a glitch productions and a spindlehorse what u know about big top burger

[Kroguardious @Kroguardious]

@thisislux 3, 10 if it's really hot and 5 if it's really cold

[Kroguardious @Kroguardious]

@NeverSinkDev Yeah, kick melee while they're down!

[Kroguardious @Kroguardious]

@DarthMicroT Use them on a Hallow Palm Chalupa monk to get chaos slams

[alex peysakhovich @alex_peys]

got a framed copy to hang by the ai team

[コスミッカイザ- 「Cosmikaizer」 @Cosmikaizer]

me

[☯️ Shin/Jiang Shi ☯️ (Against all odds) @Shin_Jiang_Shi]

wHY DoeS BaCk... hUrt?

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

🫧🖍️🎲

[Kroguardious @Kroguardious]

@GuildWars Will there be cross platform play?

[Kroguardious @Kroguardious]

@scadutree Im like 50% convinced that they have so much extra lore from G.R.R. that didn't make it in the game anywhere that they decided to make a movie about it