Kroo is a fat pigeon in a gold chain who sells sneakers out of a car trunk in a desert parking lot.
Nikey Air Pigeon. Adibas Crumbs. Yeezo Breads. Every pair passes his legit check, every time. He takes dollars, bread crumbs or one french fry. When a patrol car rolls onto the lot he slams the trunk and pecks the asphalt like a normal pigeon.
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New drop in the desert. The queue went all the way to the horizon.
Kroo opened the trunk. Every single customer flew away at once. Kroo calls this a sold out.
A patrol car rolled onto the lot.
Kroo slammed the trunk, leaned on it and became a completely normal pigeon for five minutes. They left. The trunk is open again.