daniel friesen

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

These slow trucks obviously don't realize I'm going to be late to rays... #itscommonsense

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

Mini bautista is sitting a few rows behind me... Haha classic! #cometogether @BlueJays

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

Nothing quite says breakfast like a can of Coke and a bag of spitz. #mennoniteproblems

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

Nope... Going back to bed.

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

Jeeze, I'm getting sick of this already.

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

When you realize that its 2 am and you work in the morning. #frick

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

All I hear is an army of seagulls outside my window. #WW3

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

Started playing skyrim again... See y'all in 2 weeks.

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

Sometimes I sleep with a toque on so I don't lose any knowledge.

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

Done.

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

Twitter is for when you're bored... I'm bored right now. #amtweets

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

What am I doing wrong? I don't get it. #amtweets

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

My mind wanders like a wildebeest when I need to sleep.

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

I should really be a watching the fast and the furious right now... #amtweets

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

If only.

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

Wait... Why am I wearing pants?

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

"You look like the clown from homer Simpson"
~ mark

[daniel friesen @KrookedTweets]

I think I should sleep... But that's no fun. #amtweets