El Woody

24 | LA

[Stop Killing Games Official @StopKilingGames]

And there it is: no longer just games. Movies, Software, your GPS, all of it. "You will own nothing and be happy" was never a statement of intent. It was a prophecy.

[saber! @saberbaberr]

acting like a tsundere to ur friends >>>

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

i be like “turn this shit up” whole time it’s just me alone in the car

[Tyrell 🦈 @Williamsjack22]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[reece @wannabereece]

yeah i couldn’t be no actor

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨 JUST IN: A Coritiba player scored a goal, then jumped over the pitch barrier and fell into the tunnel.

The goal was later disallowed.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[elle @gintokew]

managed to pull an all nighter at 24

[Kambit 🃏 @UncannyKam]

Showed my little brother Spider-Man (2002) for the first time and he said MJ was chopped

[swilly ☻ @swillysports]

because i would jump when my team loses

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Crash that left Adolf Silva permanently paralyzed.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.

[Lu12 (Toluca Versión) @Lu12_2005]

Durísima esa parada

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

[Lemon Hut🌳 @lemonhut2]

When I’m home alone high as fuck and someone knocks at the door:

[aether @bluewdrift]

someone told me yesterday that when they feel nervous about trying something new & their heart starts beating really fast, that they call it their “inner applause” because their body is cheering them on, and i think that’s the best narrative adjustment ever.

[Neet @neet_sol]

intern just asked our boss if having nothing to do is normal

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Ideal relationship: