King K. Rool

Proclaimed Kremling King, and a cantankerous, carnal cunt with an accent to boot. Will find every instance of Kong and slap them senseless. EVEN THE KAIJU. #RP

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

//Rare OOC from me, here;

As of most people finding Twitter/X unbearable now (I certainly do), I've been trying to convince myself to move over to Bluesky, but I'm lazy. At some point I'm sure I will, permanently, anyhow.
For now, I do have an account under the same name there.

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

OH KING BOOOOOOOOOWSEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR.

I AM READY TO BE COMPLIMENTED ON HOW BEAUTIFUL AND POWERFUL I AM.

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

That's a sacrifice everyone else is supposed to be willing to make!

[Fox McCloud @WeAreStarFox]

"Probably because if anyone tried, they'd be flattened."

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

Nonsense! Clearly you are a cohort of mine. You match them quite well! You are large, have well-defined muscle, and are usually on fire. My cohorts are often on fire!

For reasons!

...Why do I have a feline cohort. That's weird, but whatever. Come along, now.

[𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐑 ! @AlolanWrestler]

"MY MANAGER?! I'M MY OWN CAT!"

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

[Rool, of course, was frozen in a million thoughts at this point, given he was already captured by brilliance, but now he was being asked for his hand in marriage! ...And helping his bulbous ass stand up.]

I-....but-....I just don't know what to say...!

[ᴋɪɴɢ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ @EvilKoopa__]

"Yo, you good?"

He grabbed a hold of their hand to get them back on their feet.

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

GASP. False slander! How dare you, a figure of absolutely reasonable opinions, suddenly slander me!

I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER.

[𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐑 ! @AlolanWrestler]

"Because you're fakin' it!"

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

WHY ISN'T ANYONE CATCHING ME WHEN I FAINT.

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

AH! I wasn't ready to meet with a fellow, formidable and tantalizing face so suddenly!

And so, I fall. Breathless. Listless. Taken aback.

I faint.

[ᴋɪɴɢ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ @EvilKoopa__]

Koop.

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

OH. MY. KREM.

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

Oh. Emm. Kay.

Someone is staring.

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

posting without context but kremlings do NOT ask for context

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

I will incapacitate every 'homo' I find!

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

So I'm told these 'homo-sapiens' simply come in every form I've seen. Apes, and now 'humans'!?

That's it. These 'homos' must be imprisoned. Locked up. Set aside!

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

I need several thousand more minutes.

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

Jajdjekdnfkekfkfnf

[WATMEE 🔜 FURRVULENCE @watmeedraw]

Gays we’ve got work to do

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

Krem I keep SAYING this to them and NO one answers. I'm starting to think someone at Nintendo is ugly, that's what it is.

[Roolphibia 👑🐊 🐸*K. Rool's (2nd) biggest fan :)* @Roolphibia]

Ok then what does that mean for K. Rool

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

KREMLINGS DON'T KLIP THAT DO NOT KLIP THAT.

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

A-...ahem.

I said ahem because I'm trying to distract from--...you know what? I won't explain it this time.

...I hate him more than I hate bananas.

[D.K. @OlSwinginKing]

♡

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

...So. Antagonists.

When your protagonist punches you, do you feel...well. Some sort of...clairvoyance, of some sort? Not quite your fashionable, exotic life flashing before you, but more like--....

I feel as if I've overestimated those tier lists...

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

That wasn't for you, just so you know.

I WANT TO BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR. @OlSwinginKing

[King K. Rool @KrudeKRool]

It may be late...
But for you, I would wait, too.

Happy...

...day.