Krull357

this platform is obsolete

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Amex blocking my pay bill button with Disney deals pop ups. Companies don’t even know how dumb they are.

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They’re sending flock cameras to every address. Install in your driveway and bedroom 👀AI

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I prefer a clunky email, I can spot when it’s smoothed out with AI / reworded

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Vibe coding and vibe questioning deep frying Pokémon cards

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Why’s everyone’s HDMI port busted what yall doing calm down

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I hope the reflecting pool gets straightened out meanwhile just paid $150 for $40 worth groceries

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Bagpipes harmonica saxophone if I hear these I run full speed into the wall pls keep them away from me

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Closed captioning says [upbeat music playing] and I hear no upbeat music smh

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So these flock cameras we’re supposed to get out the car and take flock selfies er something?

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I’m going to red flag school learning how to red flag errything

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AI is that friend who always has the answer even when it’s wrong 80 percent of the time. We’re heating the earth for an extremely low percentage of right answers

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Can someone tell us what’s inside these new Chevy v8 engines? I’m guessing plastic and rubber wet belts with cylinder deactivation and 4 start stop buttons?

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Oh let’s check the weather, oh a tornado warning, you must watch these ads before you can see the weather and radar. That’s real safe, great advertising model

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There’s flock cameras on every street corner and the police still asking if anyone seen anything. How about check your 9.96 trillion flock cameras?

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This is Apple Intelligence. There never was any, link a chat GPT account. ???? Siri is not AI, Siri can do alarms maybe weather that’s it.

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Excuse me while I drive my item to Home Depot

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There’s no law to slow or swerve so baby animals and food delivery drones meet my metal bumper I’m in a hurry

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Fun fact when I had a jeep renegade it was so small I would elbow the drivers door window daily, surprised it never broke.

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Keeping a list of all these AI commercials to sue them later for false advertisement. They all fake/false I’m rich

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Well I figured this out, amazing dashboards coming soon. #grafana