Mariah Speert

pork fried rice

[Mariah Speert @KrunchyMuppet]

Therapist: what are you thinking about when you're up at night? Me @ 3 am:

[Mariah Speert @KrunchyMuppet]

My stomach just growled so loudly my dog woke up 😂

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

We need this streamlined immediately across the country.

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

Our President is a moron and this video is just more proof.

[. @swordsjew]

fuck — and i cannot emphasize this enough — off, ben

[Mariah Speert @KrunchyMuppet]

Lol @IvankaTrump is so fucking ignorant

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

As a person who actually worked for tips & hourly wages in my life, instead of having to learn about it 2nd-hand, I can tell you that most people want to be paid enough to live.

A living wage isn’t a gift, it’s a right. Workers are often paid far less than the value they create.

[Mariah Speert @KrunchyMuppet]

Having such a hard day and don’t have anyone to talk to 😔

[Mariah Speert @KrunchyMuppet]

IM CRYING

[Mariah Speert @KrunchyMuppet]

Me

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i’m so glad you’re awake. an urgent matter requires your immediate attention. it’s me

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

i’m obviously not enough

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Spike Lee didn't mention Trump. This is what he said: "Let’s all be on the right side of history. Make the moral choice between love versus hate. Let’s do the right thing!"

It's notable that Trump took an endorsement of "love" and doing "the right thing" as an attack on him!

[CNN @CNN]

For the second time in three days, the New York City Police Department is investigating swastikas found scrawled in places where children play https://t.co/9daxzvM4hE

[Mariah Speert @KrunchyMuppet]

Wow accurate

[VoteVets @votevets]

US-born Marine veteran Jilmar Ramos-Gomez was carrying his passport, driver’s license and military ID when he was arrested and turned over to ICE - then held for 3 days.
https://t.co/J7w9QZoAsO

[DECKI @bydecki]

Pisces is the master sign of the zodiac. We’re the only sign that contains all the others. We don’t compare we just see ourselves in everyone.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me happily listening to the same 4 songs everyday

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

What is with the connection between gun shows and Nazi memorabilia? Just curious.