Mikey

Bee sting survivor

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

If I ever get World Cup fever just let the fever kill me.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

Burned 4,000 calories today feverishly trying to pretend I'm familiar with the bands playing Coachella.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

There is a new menu at Taco Bell if anyone is interested in having volcanic diarrhea.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

I never experienced the euphoria of taking Molly but once I was the first person to like a Taylor Swift Instagram post and that's a high that will never go away.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

Strawberry Moon? Nice try making me look up from my phone, i'll just wait until it's on Netflix.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

Driving past Walmart on my way to the "nice" Walmart.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

Age is just a number, for example I'm 45 but at the bar Saturday night I'm 22 and at home Sunday morning I'm 97.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

List of the best fireworks to buy this year.

- None
- Cut that shit out already.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

@TheCousinSal Trilogy wise best of all time? Easy top 5 right?

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

McDonald's hack: If you order a McRib 7 days in a row they have to take you down to the cellar and show you where they keep Grimace chained up.

[yourqueerprof @drcompton]

If you love someone, let them nap

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

Pretty good chance the moon might be pregnant now.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

I had Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and now it's like the 4th of July inside my underpants.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

If you post a 4th of July vid with the caption "wait for it" I better be waiting for someone to blow a finger off.

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

Join @larrydn22 tonight in supporting @NowThatsClass in Lakewood!

Visit the GameDay+ section of the #CavsApp, championed by @Westfield1848, to bid on tonight’s @deanwade3232 jersey auction and we’ll help match the proceeds!

#SmallBusinessChampions

[Larry Nance @Larrydn22]

Game 68 - Now Thats Class @NowThatsClass

Located in Lakewood, Now Thats Class is a concert venue that’s been open since 2007. They’ve got 2 main goals, have a venue that’s different from the rest, and second HAVE FUN!

Help support them tonight by participating in the auction!

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

According to my research the #1 side effect of the COVID vaccine is not being able to shut up about getting the COVID vaccine.

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

@Dameshek Any idea what the odds were that KC doesn't score a TD?

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

Thanksgiving 2020

[Mikey @KrunkedRobot]

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is trick or treating during a pandemic.