Christian Krupp

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. He/him

[Christian Krupp @Kruppelton]

Just a quick clarification since many people read “systemic racism” as “systematic”: the first means it’s ingrained in the structures that exist, into its very foundations. The latter means it’s happening intentionally and procedurally, step-by-step. Often overlap but distinct!

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

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What i sound like trying to flawlessly execute the punchline to a joke

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

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@theelysemyers I’m always shocked at how few interactions you get here vs other socials, but I appreciate the tumblr-esque retweets every time 🙌🏻

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@_KrisWilson_ Might need some Cow Tools to see better

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@OfficialNikButt The potty pad lyfe

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@OfficialNikButt For your trouble

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@OfficialNikButt When you do, say “lemme show y’all how to really do produce” and then produce those hands 👊🏻

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@maxy_blake What the fuck is a kilometer 🦅

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@OfficialNikButt YouDoodle suffices for all my meme-making needs

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@OfficialNikButt I like mice and keys so that makes sense

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@OfficialNikButt Hedge Bort. Commoner with Strength 20 and Intelligence 2 and Charisma 1, was brought along as a +1 of *daughter of noble* who was forced to attend and thought bringing Hedge was the best way of getting passive-aggressive revenge against her parents

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Has there been any larger jump in food enjoyment quality than Rice Krispies cereal -> Rice Krispies Treats?

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@OfficialNikButt “That’s actually where I got it, I’m your long-lost brother”

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@OfficialNikButt Everyone say “thank you Phoenix Jones”

[Reliable Random 🪐¯\_(ツ)_/¯🏴‍☠️ @ReliableRandom]

@Acyn "Jeffrey"

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@The_Cap_is_Fake @_KrisWilson_ @TouchMyMonkey13 My favorite planetary fun fact is that Uranus was almost named George/Georgius by the guy who discovered it (after the king at the time), but all the other scientists said that was dumb and went with Uranus

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Idk what people are talking about, the job market looks great 💯

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@OfficialNikButt I was also watching w Josh and mentioned I think this is the first GOT himbo? Crazy with all the characters they had

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@OfficialNikButt The Girl Scout pop tarts were such a letdown. Shockingly the GS Skippy peanut butter bites slap way harder