Krustacean Dog

I am a crime fighting lobster dog hybrid.

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Dogs cannot fly. Lobsters cannot fly. Lobster-Dog hybrids however, can fly. I know, how cool am I?

[Krustacean Dog @KrustaceanDog]

Need more krustaceans in #planetearth2 #justice.

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I have not tweeted in a while. It is not because I am lazy, but because all my time has been devoted to liberating oppressed krustaceans!!!!

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One could argue that eating seafood is morally justified... One cannot argue with my righteous claws and antennae. #justice

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@crab_lobster #injustice

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#GBBOFinal I saw salmon. #injustice

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Rather than eating shrimp, let them pursue their natural ambition: shrimp jazz trio.

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Thank goodness we don't live in a world where lobster burgers are a thing. #justice

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I hope they do not eat any seafood #krustaceandog #justice #SaturdayKitchen

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Octopuses have the most incredible origami skills. I should know, as a lobster dog hybrid, they share their ways with me. #justice

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@Fish_Feel @Cowspiracy #injustice

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Don't eat seafood would be a much better hashtag #DontBuyTheSun

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As one who can speak lobster, I would like to state that the language has many similarities with Welsh. #justice

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I am a lobster dog hybrid. I had claws when I was born. I was destined to fight crime and seafood restaurants. #puppysecrets #justice

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I love all krustaceans. #BeRomanticIn4Words #justice #krustaceandog

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#WednesdayWisdom If a lobster dog hybrid tells you to stop eating Scampi: then it is highly advisable to stop eating Scampi! #justice

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Do I pant? No, of course not, I am never tired of fighting #justice.

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Imagine if the all of the fish in finding nemo, never got caught... #justice #krustaceandog #MakeAHorrorFilmLessScary

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On this #AntiSlaveryDay, end the slavery that seafood restaurants impose of krustaceans. End this #injustice.

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@lovelyjessij That is abuse and that is seafood injustice, pure and simple. I will end this #injustice if it is the last thing I do.

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@GabriellaGenna @Sheridan2Inc #injustice