The Simpsons Krusty

Krusty Clown from The Simpsons! JUST FOLLOW ME!

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

Go give a blowjob to a cactus.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

twinkle twinkle, little whore, tell me 1 you havent fucked, In Orlando or New york, you have legs, not open doors,this is school not J shore

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

If you hit the like button at this video: http://t.co/6r3xED6l , ill give u RTs.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

Twinkle, twinkle, little whore, you're at school, not jersey shore.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

Go give a blowjob to a cactus.

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Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

My feminine side is lesbian

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

I like those marathon runs. In fact, I like any race that doesn't make me go to the polls and vote.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

Was that an earthquake? Or did I just rock your world?

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

I once asked a German woman out in Munich, but she stood me up. All I remember is I asked her if she’d meet me at eight and she said nine.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do, wish I was.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

Saying"I enjoy porn"is considerably less creepy than saying"I enjoy watching complete strangers have sex in highly unlikely situations"

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

If electricity come from electron, does morality come from moron?

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

"Does this (((TWEET))) make me look fat."

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

RT this if you are awake.

[The Simpsons Krusty @KrustyClown]

I fucking love Doughnuts!