Krusty

Degenerate Horseplayer

[Krusty @Krustycook]

@Hersheypark why do I pay $200 for 2 fast passes but still have to wait in a huge line to activate them. There are NO service people.

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@elonmusk Sam Altman >> Elon Musk for AI lol

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There is literally a guy laying in the truck.

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@ConEdison why are you blocking 20th street and not doing any work? You are making life more difficult for the rest of us.

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@KevinOConnorNBA I’ll take “teams Dame would like to be traded to” for $200 Kevin.

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@EJXD2 @BreedersCup @KentuckyDerby Assuming this isn’t inflation adjusted, aren’t we really looking at a significant drop in BC handle from 2010-2023? Cumulative inflation during that time period was 41%.

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@PCMckenna So we’re getting a brand new Belmont…. Which is going to be 80% smaller than the current footprint?

So we’re talking about improvements but really this is a gutting of the Belmont property, no?

Just call it what it is.

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@EJXD2 @JoeyDaKRacing The predictions that people would jump off Derma based on the atypical workout approach have come true. Surprising no one.

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@NTamm1215 Two groups always complaining they aren’t making enough money… horse trainers when regulation comes up and doctors when HMOs come up.

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@kaitlinefree Some people obviously don’t know what “wise guy horse” means. Derma Sotogake odds are looking like 10-1. That’s a PUBLIC horse, not a wise guy horse.

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@Reese10Angel Let me speak for the white people who think you are great. Congratulations! Don’t let the haters get to you.

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@2MelissaHolmes @viccarucci @WGRZ Never believe anything said before the word "but".

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@JoeyKnish22 This is a ridiculous argument. In horse racing you actually bet against the other bettors and no one hates the other bettors for making the right bet.

This is just “tough guy acting”.

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@joncoopertweets I would say look at Brexit. That Texas economy is guaranteed to shrink if they secede. Suddenly all the benefits of interstate commerce would be gone. Any suppliers to Texas companies from out of state suddenly can’t just put things on a truck and send them.

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@joncoopertweets Anyone who thinks Texas wouldn’t immediately create its own “federal laws” that basically match current US federal law is fooling themselves.

But enjoy Texmexico!

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@TheAthletic Secretariat, Spectacular Bid, Cigar, American Pharoah

Let’s see Usain Bolt beat any of them.

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@Everylastgoat @scytheandsickle The takeout always is what they take out of your winnings. It means the same thing in racing as sports.

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@dpinheiro2323 @SwiftHitter What are they gonna call it? “Hookers and Trotters”?