connor

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[connor @Kruton33]

17 38 aye I’m like hey what’s up hello

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

Replace every single data center with true IMAX theaters.

[MahomesToKelce @kcmojimmy]

Just survived 8 rounds on my first game back of Black Ops zombies

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@TrueFactsStated Go fuck yourself 🇺🇸 🦅 ⚽️

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[Underdog @Underdog]

WE DON'T EVEN NEED 11 MEN.

DON'T RUN BIH 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

[Guhan @TheDogeVampire]

Supergirl review:

>People are gonna double back on this film in a few years
>Went in expecting absolutely nothing
>Ended up being pleasantly surprised
>A genuinely enjoyable story from start to finish
>Better than the internet is giving it credit for
>Doesn't deserve the hate it's getting

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Football @BostonConnr]

Corncob TV has done it

Coffin Flop is saved

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

I need to step up… my country needs me 🦅🦅🦅

[Corey Walker 🇺🇸 @CoreyWriting]

Yeah, no. Europeans should not be allowed to come into our country and ban American traditions. We are gonna tailgate anyways.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Rory McIlroy has won two Masters since the Jets have had their last interception

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

Even Aliens Fuck with my Shit!

First Rapper Played in SPACE NIGGA!

[Earth @earthcurated]

NOT FLAT…

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️

Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Nick Bosa when "C Kirk" shows up to camp and he's a black man

[Cinema Rhymes 🎬 @CinemaRhymes]

Timothe chalamet rn-