𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚.

ᴛʜᴇ...ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛᴇᴅ...ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴋʀʏᴘᴛᴏɴ?

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

|| ＭＯＲＥ ＩＮＦＯ ＢＥＬＯＷ ＰＩＮ． ||

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

"𝘐'𝘮 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦,
𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙢𝙚,
𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍...
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍."

[ＮＸＹＬＧＳＰＴＩＮＺ @5DGIZPY]

˜”*°•.˜”*°• [ More info below. ]] •°*”˜.•°*”˜

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

@Gwenfromthe616 "Gwen, that's a steak."

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

(It'd be far too much work to explain her actual heritage, so...)

She just crosses her arms and shoots him a cocky smile. "Good to see you too, Charles Atlas."

[𝙱𝙰𝚃𝙼𝙰𝙽 @MAN0FVENGENCE]

(Starter call for @KryptonBestowed )

He glares at the Kryptonian.

“Another Kryptonian.”

[𝙱𝙰𝚃𝙼𝙰𝙽 @MAN0FVENGENCE]

STARTER CALL .

𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 this tweet for a gif starter
with no context.

𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 for a short written
starter.

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

@ZrfffImp Your wife, hopefully.

[— Ɗαмιαη @DammElGhul]

ᅠ⠀ ㅤᅠ

ᅠ⠀ ㅤᅠ

— ❝ I’m resourceful. ❞

ᅠ⠀ ㅤᅠ

ᅠ⠀ ㅤᅠ

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

Blinks twice, until her eyes soften.

It was more Mxy's thing to break the fourth wall anyway.

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

💧—

“Heyyyyy…. Mala. You uh….

You been lifting? You seem…. Bigger.”

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

@UpbvatReporter @LAKESH0R3L0CAL || Promise I will!

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

Stares daggers.

[𝑴𝒙𝒚𝒛𝒑𝒕𝒍𝒌 @ZrfffImp]

I LOVE MY WIFE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Ⓐⓞⓘ @DigitizedHope]

"It's clear now that I am destined for more than this, after all... you've made me 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣."

Mr. Freeze from The Batman 2004!

Independent Portrayal.

No Lewd on TL.

Yes this is emp so I'm bad at pinneds.

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

Sorry, Balthazar.

Now, what do you want again?

[ᴘʀɪᴍᴜꜱ ʙʀᴀɪɴɪᴀᴄ @KryptonEmperor]

WHO THE HECK IS MELCHIOR!?

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

And how exactly do you propose I do that, Melchior?

[ᴘʀɪᴍᴜꜱ ʙʀᴀɪɴɪᴀᴄ @KryptonEmperor]

YOU SHALL HELP ME BRING FORTH THE NEW KRYPTONIAN EMPIRE!

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

Come on, Lois. You gotta make a move.

If you don't, hey. I'm more than happy to do it myself.

[— 𝐋𝐨𝐢𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐞. @planetruths]

What do I want for Christmas?

I haven’t thought about him.

It!

I haven’t thought about it . . .

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

Yeah. I mean, I pass the duck test, so- basically.

[ᴘʀɪᴍᴜꜱ ʙʀᴀɪɴɪᴀᴄ @KryptonEmperor]

ARE YOU A KRYPTONIAN!?

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

Begins snort laughing at that reaction.

[Clark Kent @TheSupermanKent]

Oh absolut—hey. Wait—

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

Hey, Ladies - this guy's bad...at everything!

[Clark Kent @TheSupermanKent]

I'm gonna enter my bad boy era. Starting-uh-now.

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

Grabs a spare blanket from the storage closet, throwing it gently over Raven. Making sure to tuck her in.

[𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓 @MindOfABattle]

⠀
⠀⠀Passed out on the sofa.
⠀
⠀

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

--

Now, she's not even trying to pull up- she's just trying to halt her momentum so she doesn't recreate the meteor that extinguished the dinosaurs.

[𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎......𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐚. @KryptonBestowed]

Mala doesn't even properly respond to this, instead focusing as much as she can on reorienting herself.

...But, despite her best attempt, looks like she's hurtling towards the ground. Oops.

--

[Clark Kent @TheSupermanKent]

You're getting there.ᐟ Just a bit more practice.ᐟ