Superman

I'm just a friend.

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"There ya go!"

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"My voice isn't that bad."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"Join in. Duet."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"~It's cold outside dududuuuduu."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

Whispers a song onto the TL.

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"That.. Doesn't sound very comfortable."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"Leading the GL Corps comes with some great communication skills.

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"Sure, but no heat vision... You can help with the cookies."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"You know someone is evil when they attack during Christmas. Heck, even Lex isn't that cold-hearted."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"You know what that means, Jonno! Your mother's not cooking!"

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"Well that's definitely for everyone."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"I'm just saying, Santa loves his chocolate chips."

[Heavyweight. @THEHEAVYWElGHT]

Heavyweight sorta made a face. Superman was a little more...old and grumpy than he had expected.
The adage about meeting your heroes seemed to hold up. That sucked.

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"Isn't Barry Jewish?"

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"I don't think they're that fast."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

Mumbles "Fine.."

[Heavyweight. @THEHEAVYWElGHT]

"Dude, don't even worry about it! People get super hung up on that kinda stuff but I *guarantee* you, if you switched up the treats with gluten-free alternatives, they wouldn't even notice. My mom always says it's *not* the tastebuds, but the tenacity of the person."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

Anger bad.

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"You've been spending too much time with Ollie."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

IT'S A SWELL DAY. BE POSITIVE.

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"Well, there goes my Christmas gift run treat."

[Heavyweight. @THEHEAVYWElGHT]

"I think it's nice! Lactose intolerance is *super* prevalent and a lot of health issues that went on ignored back in *your* day have been found to be gluten allergies." Heavyweight explained. "oh, uh. Sorry to interject. I just think it's neat."

[Superman @KryptonsFriend]

"Come on, Hal, don't be so pessimistic."