Certified Dumbass

APlusLift ALI Certified Falcon TR-10C 10,000LB 2-Post Over Head Direct Single Point Lock Release Car Lift Auto Hoist / 24 Months Parts Warranty

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I have a firework in my basement that some dude gave me like 2 years ago. But it's one of those stupid little ones. So long story short I'm planning on eating it over a period of six months

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@Jaxweah 875 for rent

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@Midea so when is this supposed technician going to come and fix my air conditioner? It’s been almost 4 months since the recall happened and 3 months since the tech was a no show.

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@Crazymoments01 @grok could this theoretically fit in a miata

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@cncain @crazyclipsonly @SaveMyVideo

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Mmmm burlger

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@parkerdabearish @CounterStrike Its a feature. You wouldn’t understand

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@Pengwin3D Wipe

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@Pengwin3D 3D

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@hourly_shitpost

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@amazing2cee @HumansNoContext @SaveVidBot

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-4°

You guys ever realize that -4° looks like a guy taking a shit?

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Christmas is right around the corner and I’m having a hard time deciding whether to hang Christmas lights or hang myself

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Had a dream I was in some random coffee shop and watched a nuke get dropped. Never stepping into another coffee shop for the rest of my life

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@BlizzardCS your customer support sucks

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

From the blacktop to the boardroom, AriZona is for you. #99Day

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@Ziglet_

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It’s all about pronouns this pronouns that nowadays.

Fuck that I just want to be pronoun-ced dead

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4 years ago i had $10 in my bank account.

Now I owe the IRS $420,690 in taxes. You thought this was going to be motivational? Nah fucking HELP ME

[Certified Dumbass @KrysCorp]

Life is too short to not live to the fullest so don't be afraid to shit yourself

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