Krystin Banko

artist

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

Sporcle test for Disney Villain- “Desires control of England, likes cheese”. Answer from @UberMartini “ME.”

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

"She traveled to mt Everest, and had to get airlifted out.
Which is cool but also, I don’t need your yeti disease so stop coughing." @UberMartini

[Eryka Ubertini @UberMartini]

I NEED to have a @KrysUbert v. @antoni guac off! Let’s make this happen!!

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

“I want to personally apologize to you about every single solitary time in made fun of you about art school FYI This shit is nothing compared to business” @UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

“I think i woulda been a good royal Egyptian.” @UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

I’m worried about tonight. Today I had an orange soda, Cheetos, Reese’s Pieces, and an orange Doughnut. I may shit orange... @UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

Superpower is want - the ability to talk to animals...
...Boom whale army. @UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

Baked potatoes?! ... you had me at baked. @UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

I'm like Jesus. I can basically walk on water. Just floating vertically... it's the same thing. @UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

Ewoks = little people in fur @UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

You know the whole who came first chicken /egg thing? Isn't that a bunch of bullshit? Wouldn't the rooster have to cum first? @UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

The Looney Tunes took my gym bag so they could get my basketball gear so I can help them defeat the MonStars. @UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

"The guy said "asshole" (in a British accent) and you didn't hump him so he would stay?"-eryka

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

"It would be a really long book, like really long 'Everybody's Stupid' - by Eryka Ubertini and it just lists dumb-ass people" @UberMartini

[The Paramount in Concert with Northwell @TheParamountNY]

HERE IT IS LONG ISLAND! @KevinHart4real is bringing his "What Now?" Tour to The Paramount for 2 shows on October 19th (7pm and 10pm)!!!!!

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

"... This is where I die... The bib room of The Paramount" -Eryka @UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

"I hate girls I want to motorboat." -@UberMartini

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

@UberMartini "I would watch @Usher do anything... I would watch @Usher eat a taco."

[Krystin Banko @KrysUbert]

Keeping busy on the road. #roadtrip @UberMartini nee7812 @ NJ Turnpike http://t.co/CD34WoqZGY

[KANSAS @KansasBand]

@MatchboxTwenty @theparamountny Great place to play!