Krystal Lembke

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

The only reason I am even excited for the Super Bowl...

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

In case anyone needs a good laugh, go look at the responses 🤣👋🏻 https://t.co/fEHj968JSZ

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

By the way this announcer is talking, you’d think he was on UCFs team... we this, we that...WE get it, you’re a fan! 🙃😒

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

Married a keeper: a lady’s car was stalled in the middle of an intersection so he pulled over to help push it to a parking lot. She was crying because everyone just kept honking at her instead of stopping to help. Glad I married the type of guy who stops to help 😍😘

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

@ErikaElving @taylorswift13 I think my favorites currently are “Dress” and “This is why we can’t have nice things” (which I feel like is the best clapback of all time)

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

Here’s my super basic tweet about how 🔥🔥🔥 @taylorswift13 new album is #repuatation #sorrynotsorry #basic

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

While I'm up getting ready for work @jake_deek and the boys are doing beer bongs in their hotel in Vegas. Life is so unfair.

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

@robdog_2 @Stephnahh @rachieroo42 I'm so glad yours is no longer sick 😜

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

My To-Do list is forever long and yet here I am on Twitter... 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

@jake_deek 🤣 https://t.co/w1pOUmGIcL

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

I call dibs on Winifred, because I'm obviously the leader of this group 💁🏻 @rachieroo42 @robdog_2 https://t.co/0M1QrZOouF

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

These Are the Definitive "Hocus Pocus" Halloween Costumes and You Need Them: https://t.co/8qxrXhRiE1

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

@rachieroo42 @robdog_2 I call dibs on Winifred because I'm obviously the leader of this group 💁🏻 https://t.co/0M1QrZOouF

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

These Are the Definitive "Hocus Pocus" Halloween Costumes and You Need Them: https://t.co/8qxrXhRiE1

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Adulthood summed up.

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

Adulted like a pro today #negotiatingskills

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

#facts 😂 https://t.co/uXjHZ9Zu4M

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

15 jokes you'll find really fucking funny if you're in your late twenties
https://t.co/GiCHCAbjUH

[FreshRN @Kati_Kleber]

For hospitals to thrive, they need to value nurses - https://t.co/DDAgpqApfr

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

Well I know what we are doing next Sunday @jake_deek 😋 https://t.co/br9RzmFJEj

[Wichita Brewing Co @WichitaBrew]

Sunday Brunch! Breakfast pizzas, mimosas, and Bloody Mary's . Breakfast pizza will go from 11-2 on Sunday's. #SundayFunday

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

80 thoughts I had watching the "Game Of Thrones" finale https://t.co/KKveNUuFOc

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

The longest I've had to wait for GOT is a couple of months, now I have to wait a whole year! How do people do this #alreadyhavingwithdrawls

[Krystal Lembke @Krys_0321]

🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/IbDZnox5tB

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Look What You Made Me Do