Krys

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[Krys @Krysleitchman]

@BrewDog I have a bottle of sink the bismark, expired a long time ago, safe to drink?

[Krys @Krysleitchman]

@HIFHband @HIFHband any way to get my hands on the black shirt with pink logo?

[Krys @Krysleitchman]

@HIFHband Will any be on sale online?

[Jeremy Wayne Tate @JeremyTate41]

The greatest love letters ever written 🧵

1. Franz Kafka, letter to Milena, 1920

[Anthony O'Shaughnessy @anthonyshock]

Let’s nail this down. A proper bowl of oatmeal/porridge. Let me show you how I make it, with tricks to make it the best oatmeal/porridge you’ve ever had. You might be shocked - shaken, even - but stick around until the end. Let’s go! 🥣

[Krys @Krysleitchman]

@RealEmirHan It’s a brilliant movie

[Krys @Krysleitchman]

@ATRightMovies Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

[Jerry Lee @JerryJHLee]

I applied to 100 jobs using a resume with the name, "Kismma D. Nhuhts" and I got 29 interviews.

This is what I've learned about resumes:

[Krys @Krysleitchman]

@ATRightMovies

[Ramesh Patel - They Would Rather You Ignore This @Imalright_Jack]

OUTSTANDING SPEECH

Mhairi Black delivered the most honest critique about this Tory government, in the last 12 years

She covers everything.

It will leave you speechless

This will definitely go down in history.

#bbcqt

[Krys @Krysleitchman]

@MaiaDunphy @TimWheeler1977 @divinecomedyhq Thanking in advance

[Krys @Krysleitchman]

@delgados_the @Primavera_Sound A long way since the Rothes halls back in 96!

[Paul Murphy 🇵🇸 @paulmurphy_TD]

If you're attacking people living in tents, you can't really pretend that the reason you're doing it is they're taking accommodation away from homeless Irish people can you?

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Have you ever noticed that the save icon is a floppy disk, even though they became obsolete twenty years ago?

That's called a "skeuomorph" - when something new takes on the appearance of what it replaced.

And once you start to look, they're everywhere...

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

This extreme cold weather across many parts of the USA & Canada has been extremely harsh for people & wildlife. This crazy footage shows two walkers who spotted a deer with its mouth,eyes & ears completely frozen over. Brilliant effort to help! 👏🏼 Stay safe everyone

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Spectacular time lapse of the the Eurasian blue tit (Cyanistes caeruleus),

From finding and inspecting her new home to raising a family

[Krys @Krysleitchman]

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[Secret Drug Addict @ScrtDrugAddict]

I’m not saying she had anything to do with it but Liz Truss has a history of saying she wanted to abolish the monarchy and two days after meeting her the Queen is dead 🤷‍♂️

[Krys @Krysleitchman]

@WhippingBoyBand We need a gig soon

[Krys @Krysleitchman]

@laurenboebert I really wanted to say something articulate, the best I can do is… you are a fucking cunt