KrystalAssassin

Nerd 1st, Rockstar Always |
Producer 🎙 Chicago |
| Agent In Charge $AAWH |
Stock Market Addict |

34k- Instagram

[KrystalAssassin @KrystalAssassin]

@RobDenBleyker Wait did you get inside info or...? Bc im about to sign a loan I can't pay back. So you best be right

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@MeghansMole @enews What? They just went on vacation... like everyone in the world. Everyone likes Disney.

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@BenWarbecker002 @ezzyskii Nope too short is the man. Ask anyone he's the rolling god

[THE MASKED INVESTOR - BSB @masked_investor]

✍️✍️ $SPY Futures right now

[Seed Talent @SeedTalentChi]

*running to the phone*

[KrystalAssassin @KrystalAssassin]

@Dave_hootchie Thank you!!! Hope you are good!

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Happy 1st Birthday Sophia Michele ✨️🦄🧚‍♀️

[KrystalAssassin @KrystalAssassin]

Spent the morning w IWC, surrounded by women in cannabis who arent waiting for a seat. They building the table

Breaking ceilings in male-dominated industry & bringing others up 2

“When you face gatekeepers, how do you become a gate hopper”

No ones handing out keys so you climb

[THE MASKED INVESTOR - BSB @masked_investor]

Shoutout to all politicians jumping through hoops to protect pedos. Hell aint enough for what you deserve.

[Marijuana Moment @MarijuanaMoment]

Marijuana Consumers Overwhelmingly Back Trump's Rescheduling Order, Poll Shows As Advocates Await DOJ Action: About 83 percent of respondents said they support the cannabis order, compared to 7 percent who expressed opposition.

https://t.co/6mo7euiDUf

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@elonmusk I just opened the app. I'm too high for this

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

This is not Bitcoin, Ethereum or even a shitcoin. It’s the US dollar

[KrystalAssassin @KrystalAssassin]

@ChicagoBears Chicago, are you not entertained???!!!

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

CALEB WILLIAMS YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

📺: NBC

[KrystalAssassin @KrystalAssassin]

Winter Wanaland 2025 ❄️
Had the best experience at the Wana event. Select vapes, Wana Quick lifts, Grasssroots and Anthem 🫶

@growinghome was also at the event, and it was great getting a shirt made to support their urban farm & workforce development center.
My team got to attend the event to smoke, chill and rejoice in the Wana season.
Thanks for having us, Can't wait for next year!

#cannabis #420community #AIC #cannabis #WorkLifeBalance #Chicago

[KrystalAssassin @KrystalAssassin]

Summer come back 👭🚢🌞
I need boat days on the lake with my girls

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Joe Rogan: "Weed is definitely a superpower. It's a superpower for self deprecation too... The guy who can't take a joke about himself, he's never high. If you're high and someone makes fun of you, you’re like, 'Oh no. You're right.'"

[THE MASKED INVESTOR - BSB @masked_investor]

Gold & Silver open and it’s already historic 👀

Gold ripping above $4,500, Silver exploding +3.5%, copper up +2.4% out of the gate.

This isn’t noise — it’s a hard-asset bid screaming inflation hedging, currency debasement, and supply stress.

Pay attention. 🟡🥈🟠

[THE MASKED INVESTOR - BSB @masked_investor]

🚨CHRISTMAS DEAL OPEN UNTIL DECEMBER 26TH🚨

One month trial for new members — and this offer ends in 48 hours. If you’ve been waiting to level up your trading, this is your moment.

Lock in your spot before the new year 👇
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Huge setups lining up for next year: $U $OPEN $GME $MSFT $ADBE $HYMC $AVGO $TSLA $NVDA + more