Krystal Duke Keller

Feminist. Mama. Amateur gardener. Bad joke repository. Avid crocheter. Board game aficionado. Murderino. Senior Designer at @moxieusa

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

@RachMoskowitz I wish. Also in need of inspo I suppose.

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

@jessicahische My favorite Pittsburgh screen print duo! @strawberryluna

https://t.co/d0kXlNkNyG

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Take whatever energy you have about twitter to the polls next Tuesday, please. It's a big country, and only some of it is this website.

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

Currently educating my in-laws on the discography of Aaron Carter. 🥺

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

Another small business blocked my small business on TikTok for existing. Does that mean I’m doing something right? 🙃

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

@jessicahische I’ve often wondered why all dentist offices don’t have TVs. Of all places, that’s where I want to watch HGTV.

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

Woke up to “it’s okay mom, I just stepped in the poop a little bit. It’s okay.”

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

FYI: 2.5 yr old just announced that her brain just exploded.

[Marius Hauken @mhauken]

1/ New lock screen

Set up your new lock screen:
1. Hold on the lock screen. Then click Customise.
2. Click the image button in the bottom left to select your photos
3. Swipe left and right to change the style
4. Click on the clock to change font-style

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

@brad_frost https://t.co/xj8hVKUYID

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

Update: line is still laying in my front yard. 🙃 My neighbor asked if Verizon was coming to fix it. 🤷‍♀️ Your guess is as good as mine.

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

There's a down @Verizon line in front of our driveway. I know it's theirs because Duquesne Light came 30 min after we called them this morning to make sure that it wasn't dangerous.
Verizon on the other hand is not making it easy to tell them their shit is broken. I'm annoyed.

[Areous Ahmad @itzareous]

Me as a UX Designer. 😭

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

It’s FKAing awesome to be a part of @we_are_FKA, a new agency that's radically reinventing marketing to deliver business impact that’s bigger and better. If you or your brand are in need of reinvention, or you want to learn more, send me a DM. #WeAreFKA

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

@miffanytyers she was on a roll this morning 😂

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

Me to a car who almost hit another car: “Jeeze!”

Toddler in the backseat: “jeeze! … Jesus! … JESUS CHRIST … JESUS CHRIST KRYSTAL!!”

What am I raising?

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

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No way that just happened…

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

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I have no idea what I’m doing.

[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

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[Krystal Duke Keller @KrystalDuke]

@stewartsc Mine looks very similar. Add some toddler toys and my mail from the whole week.