He calls it feedback analysis, and it was apparently invented by an obscure German theologian in the fourteenth century before being adopted by John Calvin and Ignatius of Loyola.
When your dog is so chill that you have to bare his teeth for him, but he just looks like a kid at the dentist being told there are no more toy prizes left.
I fear that if I don't act promptly she will not experience the convenience of not being flooded every rainy season, of not being paranoid whether it will flood, of not drenching her feet in floodwater just to cook us food. It's draining.