Krystina

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

@covie_93 guy goes to heaven for 18 days and the most important thing to report back is that jesus is a high-T, tallish dude.

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

@MattWalshBlog this is the dumbest point, yet something tells me you’re proud of your mental gymnastics. do you even know how sex works? she raped them by laying there? and even at some points pushed them away. it’s ok to be a virgin but at least learn about the birds and the bees.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Palantir CEO Alex Karp: "This technology disrupts humanity's train, largely Democratic voters, and makes their economic power less, and increases the economic power of vocationally trained, working class, often male voters. These disruptions are going to disrupt every aspect of our society."

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

@Denmill53 @LauraLoomer nothing says wholesome christian america like white trash kid rock singing about being a pedo.

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

@StephenM LIAR!!!!!

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

@JKHomestead @jonfavs

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

@coffeewithkream @jonfavs everything about that is dumb including the awful stock footage.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

you’re nuts if you think i’m not shouting “LET’S GET LOUD” at random moments for the rest of my life

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Trump wants to turn this election into a much less endearing episode of ‘The Office’

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN PHILADELPHIA.

It's true, but Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington are brilliant in it.

#Debates2020

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

@flyLAXairport Offensively false.

[Katis @rabbit_wrangler]

@flyLAXairport I just waited 1 hour and 20 minutes for an $80 Lyft to downtown. The drivers were yelling at each other as were the LAXit attendants. Mayhem.

[TunaTheory @TunaTheory]

Hey @flyLAXairport did you hire Billy MacFarland and Ja Rule to organize the new #LAXIT system? Somehow you figured out a way to make LAX an even worse airport!

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

@brimcleann i once followed a mexican guy carrying a fishing rod with a whole chicken on it down a dark dirt road to see his gator named gloria. so yeah, same.

[Airbnb @Airbnb]

America celebrates freedom more than anything else. To stand up for the freedom of travel is to embrace our greatest promise. Let’s keep traveling forward.

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

"Stay Woke, Bitches!" https://t.co/kacFfiuWUJ

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

You won't believe what Obama says in this video 😉

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

This anti-bullying PSA is also a pretty great Burger King ad https://t.co/46ldEFmDGJ

[Kleiner Perkins @kleinerperkins]

.@UNTUCKit, congratulations on raising $30M and welcome to the Kleiner Perkins family! https://t.co/MTVAmO2OO9

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

@KToropin @justinjm1 @emilysteel And @UNTUCKit

[Krystina @KrystinaRenee]

@emilysteel @nytimes Four. UNTUCKit is reallocating ads.