Krystal Kozar

We got a hard day coming if we can't work out all the pissy little problems that we're fighting about.

[I Might Be Funny @imightbefunny1]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the photo frames sitting on the floor of my bedroom waiting to be hung up "when I get a minute".

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

Too hot to function

[cm @cmcalgary]

Reminder not to be an asshole to any people who have nothing to do with the #rogersoutage, like serving staff, retail workers, call center reps, customer support etc

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

I could really go for a convoy of just puppies.

[Krystal Kozar @Krysttaall]

Changed all the noticeable clocks ahead and used a live stream of a countdown that’s already happened to make the new year come early to our house so we could go to bed #parentlife

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

'Buy four waves, get one free' is the worst customer loyalty program ever.

[Krystal Kozar @Krysttaall]

My washer broke on Monday and my furnace died today. I’m hoping that the bad things come in 3 doesn’t apply here, since our hot water tank broke in September 🙃 #sothisisadulting #buyahousetheysaid

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

@JonasCityNews I'm so tired that sheep are counting me instead.

[Krystal Kozar @Krysttaall]

When you’re getting a new hot water tank installed between 7am-12pm and they come between 11-12 🙃 #icouldvesleptin 😩

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

I find wearing a mask A LOT easier than wearing a bra.

[Krystal Kozar @Krysttaall]

@ambeeebambeee Ours was a 30 minute walk 😅, but we still did it with an infant!

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Timon and Pumba promised me no worries for the rest of my days and frankly I'm starting to lose trust in both meerkats and warthogs.

[Krystal Kozar @Krysttaall]

Accidentally had a 10 minute nap at 9:40 and instead of going to bed I decided to clean for an hour. So now here I am at 1am wide awake even though I’ll be up at 6 to feed a baby 🙃 #whydoidothis

[Krystal Kozar @Krysttaall]

Bought a laminator and now I’m just wandering around the house trying to find things to laminate

[Krystal Kozar @Krysttaall]

Tried to make 3 appointments today and didn’t realize it was Saturday until I was wondering why no one called me back

[Krystal Kozar @Krysttaall]

Trying to book a bereavement flight with @WestJet but the hold times are like 8 hours according to Twitter and who even has that kind of time 😅

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

You are allowed to be *excited* about reopening. Hug your friends.

You are allowed to be *worried* about reopening. Wear your mask.

But let's all be *compassionate* and *understanding* to each other's needs because we've all experienced this pandemic in our own unique way.

[Krystal Kozar @Krysttaall]

@ambeeebambeee @BoomhowerAB I’ve barely left the house in the last year, what’s another one 😅

[Krystal Kozar @Krysttaall]

@ambeeebambeee And on the opposite side of things we are completely open at the end of the month so Alberta can have it’s precious stampede 🙃