Nancy 🌹

She's a lonely girl small girl, gentle loneliness 🌌

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Me calling my cat from three feet away and watching one ear rotate toward me.
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[ph☆e @popplioikawa]

the thing is when i first watched this edit i was like "this is great but i know it's just played up for the edit, it won't be this intense in the movie" and then it was like maybe 200 or 300 times more intense in the movie

[Lars @larsinhe]

Perceba que o primeiro instinto do ser humano ao ver um gato gigante ao lado dele é fazer carinho

[слайтли @slightlyrotting]

очень меня позабавило что в ру дубляже зaцeнзypили песню мoнeтoчки но шутку про то что человека паука ебет десять мистерио оставили

[Carbon 🇺🇲 @BlessedCarbon]

Imagine being a little baby and your job is hot glue gun

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

It is 8:37 PM and my husband and my toddler are not home. I called my husband and asked him why they are not home. He said "we are at the park playing on the swings. Don't worry, there are a lot of other irresponsible parents here as well."

[𝐒.𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶཐི༏ཋྀ @huachengsasa]

Puta que pariu eu vou me mijar de rir porque isso é todinho o Xie Lian.

[стрессгэйзер @YoMrStilinski]

у китайцев был шанс сделать самую смешную хуйню на свете и они его не упустили

[peesei 🏛 @peeseii]

my kinda hot take is that i dont think kaveh is hiding his relationship with alhaitham because he's in the closet, it's just embarrassing asf to admit you got with the guy u complain about 24/7

[Mac! ♿️🚦 @Jivesminecraft]

i accidentally referred to a lady who's 2-3 months pregnant as a "low level pregnant woman" TO HER FACE and she found it funny but oh man i'm never living this one down

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

12yo nephew: if you take us there together we'll fight

10yo nephew: yeah

me: you say that like it's your destiny. you have free will, you can choose not to fight

10yo: no, we'll fight out of our own free will

12yo: i know i will

[окрошечка @ruska_supa]

Кошку сегодня стерилизовали.
Врач: ну она может пару дней вообще не есть, но мокрый корм можете предлагать, может и захочет спустя несколько часов.

Кошка: ещё наркоз не отошёл, лапы не держат, ползёт жрац

[魔女っこねこ🌙ྀིྀི⋆˙⟡ @biyo_kenkyu_]

これでﾁｭﾙﾁｭﾙたまご肌なれる❗️ってか発光してね？www

[Fafá @rvbpm]

Pra pessoa que me recomendou esse produto... espero que a vida te trate muito bem. 😭✨ Eu ainda penso nessa indicação toda vez que olho pra minha pele.

[Kaho🙈 @chuchu_3250]

最近、角栓取れるって異常にバズってるコヤツら、、流石に疑ってるので3ヶ月かけて全部試しました。正直にレビューしていく⬇️

①成分エディター　グリーントマトNMN
→「角栓がごっそり取れる」って期待すると正直そこまでではない😂
ただ、皮脂バ

[みず @mizu25___]

まじわかんの⁉️コリそんなわけあるかーいってぐらい毛穴の汚れ全部落ちるwww

[Awawa🔴 @Awawayc6o]

Xでバズってた毛穴ケアほぼ全部試したから、良かったところも微妙だったところも忖度なしで辛口レビューする。

① 成分エディター グリーントマトアンプル

[禾生落落 @shaxinoduo]

#panttore

[дарья барбарисовна жук @dariabeetle]

у меня оставалось окошко в дневном калораже ровно на киндер молочный ломтик. я внесла в приложение киндер молочный ломтик. я знала, что в холодильнике лежит киндер молочный ломтик. человек-муж вероломно сожрал мой киндер молочный ломтик.

[Luka | Shen Jiu Plushy Soon @LuLuviahhh]

SJ: You guys want to see a magic trick?

PLs: …

SJ, pressing his loose robes against his pregnant belly: Guess who’s pregnant.

PLs: Faint confused murmurs of congratulations

SJ with the brightest smile the PLs have ever seen: Now, for my next trick!