Kshiteesh Jha

a matchbox trying to be transformed into an immortal lighter...!!

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@arvindgunasekar Do you think it could have made any difference?

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@ravish_journo This time you got it wrong, KFC = Kamal Fool Chhaap.

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@abhijeet_dipke हसीनो से अहद-ए-वफ़ा चाहते हो
बड़े नासमझ हो ये क्या चाहते हो

I hope, you heard about smart cities as well.

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@Vivek_Investor When almost all inaugurations are done by PM, what else is left for CMs?

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@zoo_bear Ab election hoga kya?

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@garrywalia_ Why only Modi should have fun in name of religion ?

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@RoflGandhi_ पहले एक्सपेरिमेंट लैब्स में हुआ करते थे। अब सारा देश ही इनकी प्रयोगशाला है। यह नया भारत है... बेवकूफों का!!

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@Ashok_Kashmir पहले एक्सपेरिमेंट लैब्स में हुआ करते थे। अब सारा देश ही इनकी प्रयोगशाला है। यह नया भारत है... बेवकूफों का!!

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@Nher_who @SatyajitDas31 Modiji ki photo dekhkar bhi thandak naa mile, aise kaise?

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@AMISHDEVGAN Abe paw-paw ke andkosh ke baalon me palne waale keede... tune apne palne ke liye ye jagah kaun sa exam deke paayi hai?

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NEET. CBSE. SSC. और आज CUET...

ये exams भी उसी तरह conduct  करवा रहे हैं जिस तरह से elections.

तो इससे किसी को कोई दिक्कत...होनी चाहिए क्या? One Nation, One Policy.

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@ms_medusssa @MANJULtoons @zoo_bear Ohhhh bhai bhai bhai... Gala Ghont Diya !! 😂

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@ajay43 As if he understands what is happening!!

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शर्म तो आनी ही चाहिए...

किसी भी देश का राष्ट्राध्यक्ष इतना बेवकूफ नहीं है। यहाँ तक कि नेपाल, बांग्लादेश, पाकिस्तान तक का भी...

जितना अमेरिका का!!

(वैसे आपने जो सोचा वह भी ...)

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@GitaShlokas_ And the country is in the hands of such idiotic minds !!

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@CaresOrient Finally, it got resolved this evening - first had to wait for a month for product delivery and then 15 days for installation. Hope next exp would be better.

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@Kgothatsoxo Or police themselves put a bag on pigeon for a photo shoot for limelight. In India, a common practice to plant evidence!

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@lutey_harkey @REDBOXINDIIA He represents most of our countrymen !!

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@TheTribhuvan यह खच्चर गधों का भगवान है..!!

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@maymayholic___ Aapda me avasar!!