Krista Surlis

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

On my way home from work I saw a box on the side of the road so I turned around because I always wanted to be one of those people who find a box of puppies on the side of the road. Unfortunately, it was a box full of kittens so I left it.

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

@gramegatron Thank you so much for understanding

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

I was watching The Conjuring while working out this morning and the woman on the machine next to me saw what I was watching and switched to a machine futher away from me...

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

Incredible houses with shitty cars gives me trust issues

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

April 14. #ForTheThrone

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

While meeting Lamar Odom just now I got so nervous and I said “you met my brother before”....good one Krista, keep up the good work.

[ari @snappitsariana]

My mornings consist of coffee and blasting "Welcome to the Black Parade"

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

@scout_hailey in a month lol

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

At Rise of the Jack O' Lanterns, some 18 year olds said "look its the guy from the memes" it was Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka..I hate people

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

@alekspopthatcow plot twist....they're not empty

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

@IliannaAller this hurts my heart

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

@alekspopthatcow I think I'm more like Ron and you're like Jerry in this scenario

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

I fell inlove today atleast 8 times today in Nashville...I think im going to move here

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

@IliannaAller first beastiality and now this... I can't say that I'm not disappointed

[Krista Surlis @Ksurlis]

@IliannaAller You're what is wrong with this world