#Hotmess

Dont take me too seriously and enjoy the laughs on the way. Nothing but 💜💜💜

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

Some people do fake being sick or they also MAKE themselves sick. If people really have a problem with this, then lurk/gripe at the peeps who LIE, WASTE TIME AND RESOURCES THAT OTHER PATIENTS NEED! This lady is funny! Laugh more, you will live longer 😘 hopefully...

[D Rose @DamnDRoseTweets]

We know when y’all are faking 😂😂

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

10 hours today at the nursing home, ya know, nursing part of the elder population around here. Full shift tomorrow and three 12's this weekend. #fuckingA #datcheckdoe

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

Yuuussss he be fulfilling alllllll sorts of fantasies.

[✌🏽 Andrea Gomez ✌🏽 @dreygomez27]

I swear I am in love with this mans smirk/smile @MannyMontana @NBCGoodGirls

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

An alcoholic wouldn't be anything without his booze. 😋 HBD to me! https://t.co/NZInM9Zc2t

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

Got dammit! I so need some time off of work but I'm a classy ho with bills. Bout to post a sign in my yard reading: will suck dick for rent $$$. 🤔🤔🤔

[Kate Brauning @KateBrauning]

By age 30 you should have:

$3 in savings
$5,000 in credit card debt
Existential dread
A favorite spoon
One half-dead plant you feel really bad about because your mom keeps asking for grandkids but you’re not ready and you thought this basil plant would be a good place to start

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

34 hours straight awake. No naps, no nodding off. I feel like shit and wanna die. I thought after so long people were supposed to hallucinate? #whentho

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

@dreygomez27 @patrickstarrr Yaaassss Queen! Fuck it up with that bomb ass nanny game!

[mildhippie ᖭི༏ᖫྀ𓍊𓋼 @mildhippie]

does anyone actually like the feeling of tattoos cuz it’s an acceptable way to experience physical pain to mask your emotional pain cuz same

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

If anyone is bored and wanna listen to something amazing here ya go. I like eminems and rihannas version but damn this tops it. https://t.co/PfKrkB5SPl

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

AHS apocalypse...my body is ready.

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

It's so crazy at how someone can go from being shitty as fuck to being a great person. Then after months of being decent they show an even uglier side. Miss the good times but honestly fuck you.

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

Can someone just buy me some tacos? I need some in my life.

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

Been a hot minute since I've used Twitter. Meh we will see how long this lasts.

[✌🏽 Andrea Gomez ✌🏽 @dreygomez27]

@StubHub was a bit overpriced, but @Kthangg and I really want to go see @lauvsongs 😅😅 See you in Omaha 💙💙💙

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

@TaylaSchager Bahaha you right. But I wants me a man 😋

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

@TaylaSchager Just need to find me a man like you and I'm set. 😍😘

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

I am a caregiver in almost all aspects of my life and I love it. But I wonder all the fucking time, who's gonna care about me?

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

On a slippery slope with the feels lately. #fuckit

[#Hotmess @Kthangg]

Top "oh shit" moment I've ever seen on GOT, brienne of tarth getting kicked in her front butt.