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yo the bathrooms here are tight

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@mattswider FEELIN LIKE PROM NIGHT, FINALLY SCORED, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP GETTING THIS AWESOME REWARD!

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Was just told our transaction with the curb side pickup was not finished yet but I already used my grand finale thank you... Where do I go from here?

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Can we all make a gentleman's promise to not buy out and unnecessarily crowd the later releases if you're able to successfully snag a #PS5 at midnight?
#ps5preorder #Sony #WWDITS

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@VP Mikey's responses are like when you play a simulated economy game in HS and ur team is in last place. #VPDebate

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POST CAN HANDLE CHRISTMAS, THANKSGIVING & AMAZON PRIME DAY; POST CAN HANDLE MAIL IN VOTING.
DONT FORGET YOUR SLEEVIES 😘
#PresidentialDebate #Debate2020 #BidenHarris #MailInVoting #VOTE

[BIG LARN @Kthxlimey]

@nicksmock

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Alarm clock idea: a vested man wearing grey glasses walks by your bed with a cart of Vernors & Biscoff cookies. A baby is crying in the distance. The person next to you insists on keeping a light on but has no book. A woman in an ascott forces you to get a credit card. #lifehack

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@mnuechter I've never said no to a pickle and I'm not about to start today

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The line between a Tim the Tool Man grunt and Scooby Doo impression is way too thin for this economy and climate.

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Yo @chrisdelia are you about to graduate high school this place is huge anyway good luck #colosseum

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Yo @chrisdelia we found the bathrooms too holla at me if you gotta go

[BIG LARN @Kthxlimey]

Yo @chrisdelia we parked but now we don't know how to get in lol #houseoftheundying #got2019 #clegandbowl

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Yo @chrisdelia they got water fountains in there? I drank all my water on the drive here I'm gonna get thirsty on the way home??? #windsor

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Yo @chrisdelia apparently your show is in #Windsor didja know that? I didn't but somehow I made it to #Windsor ???

[BIG LARN @Kthxlimey]

Yo @chrisdelia how do we get into this place? Ever heard of providing a parking map? Ever heard of this: offering a parking map? #Toronto

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there's a fine line between smelling a lit candle and telling a spooky story

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normal people: a staircase™
me: twelve conveniently stacked shelves that i obsessively count by twos every time i use them

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Cleaning your house for your housekeeper is the equivalent of brushing your teeth in the car on the way to the dentist.

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Here’s a family friendly game! Fill in the blanks of this classic Pat Benatar song: “_____ on and hit me with your best _____” #music #game

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If someone has a clean, non-horder lifestyle, you could tell them congRATS on not having RATS.