kaiti 🌿

27. Gemini. Mama. Southern girl in the PNW. 🍄🌼🌊

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

Thanks a lot @Sethrogen

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

So fuck this app, i only use Threads now. Follow me there. Or don’t 😊

[val • @karmaszone]

“esoteric”
“ugh she’s so hot when she says big words”

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

@Romy_Holland I’ve NEVER been asked to show documentation of how pregnant I am and I’ve flown MANY times pregnant. I flew at 8 months pregnant with my last baby! I can’t believe they harassed you over this!! And to ASSUME you’re pregnant based on how you look is a bold move to begin with!! 😒

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Spent 9 seasons on how he met their mother… just to undo it in the last 5 minutes. Still hurts.

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

@jlm_sophie Hi love! I know people are saying to let her fuss, but i never could do that. We have a detachable showerhead, so I’d put my son in his little bath on one side of the shower & I’d stand on the other so he could at least see that i was there & talk/sing to him or even pick him up!

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

@tatt222mami Girrrrll where are you located??

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

I’m so lucky I married someone who finds and supplies the most beautiful music to me 🥺

[Covie @covie_93]

In his first month, trump fired more Americans from their jobs than the number of illegal immigrants he deported.

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

Still fine. Next

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Pete Davidson debuts new look for Reformation’s Valentine campaign after spending $200k on tattoo removal.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Oh she ain’t bullshitting

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

I love this goofy ass man 😂

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lil Nas X announces new single, “HOTBOX,” coming next month.

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

This just hurt my feelings :(

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jack Harlow was spotted having a solo Valentine’s Day dinner in NYC.

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

@EdnaMode____ Fucking STUNNING

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

My husband literally went into the ED with extreme right flank pain that radiated around to his lower abdomen. CT came back & they insisted it was normal & sent him home, yet I read the report & it clearly said he had inflamed bladder lining, indicative of a bladder infection.

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

I kid you not I got an ultrasound at emergency for pelvic pain and this doctor said everything came back normal see you’re fine and I read out loud on the paper “it says I got a fibroid and ovarian cyst??” and the doctor went

“Oh yeah, well—“

[kəira ♡ @keiranikole]

having samuel as uncle sam calling calling kendrick’s performance “too ghetto” and then it cutting to his all black backup dancers dressed in the colours of the american flag? serena crip walking? during black history month? too poetic. kendrick proving why he won a pultizer 😭

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

kendrick bringing out serena williams to crip walk after drake stalked that woman publicly for years and obsessively threw shots at her for turning him down is so wild, that man is the definition of chaotic good

[kaiti 🌿 @Ktjaym]

Wearing red FOR THE CHIEFS

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

So High School playing, hot ass red outfit, the pose to show off the “T” even more?? I’M SCREAMING https://t.co/xdKndWzwqw