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[Kellie @Ktwitch_]

Today a boy in class asked if I went to Hawaii for spring break bc my spray tan looked so natural :,) boys r so dumb I’m orange

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this

[𝓝. @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[new Era @studlov3r]

Welcome back Sharpay and Ryan #loveislandusa

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

it’s casa recoupling day!! #loveislandusa

[kie @criminalplaza]

if i send you this it means i want to go home

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

i just found out that men also play soccer… processing this

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Good art challenges its viewers.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

A beautiful woman with soft hands like me should never have to know how to create a pivot table in excel

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

a function in Microsoft teams where if someone tries to send only the word “hi” it’ll prompt you to add more context before sending like outlook does with the word “attach”

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Don’t invite me over if you don’t want to talk about the High of your day the Low of your day and One thing you are looking forward to

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

He has risen

[The Needling @TheNeedling]

M’s Run Short on New Ferry Food Trays, Replacements Expected by 2032: https://t.co/hhex9i4kqk

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Alcohol isn’t bad for you if it’s served at a sunny outdoor seating

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

can you imagine how fast the curling athletes vacuum their house

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

If I wanted to watch 11 guys fail to score, I’d go to the bar with my friends.