Awkward Investor

Embracing the awkward side of money & life 😂
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Daily awkward investing truths + relatable fails

[Awkward Investor @KuangTheng]

Plan: Wait for the perfect entry.

Reality: Bought at 11pm because the chart was green and I panicked.

My money is now living in the gap between those two things. 🫠

Relatable? https://t.co/ILDtJ8og9i (ships from USA)

[Awkward Investor @KuangTheng]

11/ Follow for more awkward late-night investing spirals and the creative ways we ruin our own sleep 😅

[Awkward Investor @KuangTheng]

1/ It's 2:37am and I'm lying in the dark with my phone two inches from my face.

"I'll just check one chart," I tell myself, already knowing it's a lie.

[Awkward Investor @KuangTheng]

10/ What's the worst trade you've ever made at 2 or 3 in the morning? The one you still replay in your head when you can't sleep?

Drop it in the replies. I need to feel less alone 🫠

[Awkward Investor @KuangTheng]

Be honest — have you ever done deep research on a stock, felt really smart about it, and still didn’t buy?

I need to know I’m not the only one.

Me: “I’m being patient and disciplined.”

Also me: Refreshes the chart every 11 minutes like it’s going to change its mind.

[Awkward Investor @KuangTheng]

11/ Follow for more awkward investing disasters and the creative ways we cope with them 😅

[Awkward Investor @KuangTheng]

1/ I watched everyone posting rocket emojis for two days straight and decided my FOMO deserved a participation trophy.

So I bought at the absolute top. Masterclass.

[Awkward Investor @KuangTheng]

10/ What’s the most expensive FOMO purchase you’ve ever made right at the top? The one you’re currently calling a “long-term hold” to cope?

Drop it below. I need to feel less alone 🫠