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Fueled by gasoline, alcohol, and nicotine

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Inspired by @Apathetic_Cynic

"Not today!"

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

The emergency medicine residency interview

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@PhysicianDoodle Tricks of the trade:
1) Be direct and start the conversation with why you’re calling someone. Admission, intervention, advice, help, etc.
2) Be able to summarize the patient in a single sentence
3) Smile on the phone
4) Always do the right thing for the patient

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@thatERguy 😂

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Super happy to not be at work. #Debates2020

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@Apathetic_Cynic

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@MTGMuddstah Having broken apart a few decks that were “done” but stopped seeing playtime, I make sure I have the list uploaded on TappedOut with an overview on how it runs. I’ve only reassembled one thus far 🤷‍♂️

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Whoever @GOLFonCBS put @PhilMickelson in the tower: bravo. He’s killing it. Please keep him on and bring him back. @PGAChampionship @PGATOUR

[MarcZenn @MarcZenn]

Two nurses, who have witnessed first hand the toll Covid is taking in Colorado, stood up and peacefully counter protested. Here is how they were treated. I had join them.

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@DGlaucomflecken This speaks to my soul

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A few years ago I was ironically asked to give the professionalism lecture to the new intern class. I was just informed I’ll be giving it for a fifth year in a row.

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@theangrypharm Fuck that noise. Pharmacists are the best.

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@BromoSouthern

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@DGlaucomflecken

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Pronounced 3 patients in their 20s tonight. ... some days #EM

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Intern and I were cardioverting a patient, I pulled up Metallica and told him he had to wait for “flick the switch of death.” ... he’d never heard of them 🤦‍♂️ #EM #GettingOld

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@theangrypharm Maybe they owe their dr money?

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@911GlockDoc 😂

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Tonight an IM attending and a CC attending, both of which rotated with me as residents, got super shitty when I called. Thankfully I never fully taught them the art of eviscerating a consultant over a phone line. 10 years out and I’m too old for this shit #EM

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Just met @smrtgrls dad at a pizza joint who had the cutest proud papa moment with “guess what, my daughter will be on the @goldenglobes tonight” ❤️

[Andrew Stolbach, MD, MPH @toxicologist12]

ER Doctors:
We must use the highest level of available scientific evidence to guide our practice.

Also ER Doctors:
Omg it’s Friday the 13th and tonight will be crazy.