Samaita🇿🇼

ManUtd #TeamJesus. The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.🇿🇼🇿🇼

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

thank you Ambassador Maekawa. word of advice though ndiro inofanigwa kuti nyama facing you then sadza kuback..lol

[Embassy of Japan in Zimbabwe /在ジンバブエ日本国大使館 @EoJZimbabwe]

A promise kept to enjoy sadza with hands!🤝

Ambassador Maekawa enjoyed an authentic Zimbabwean meal of sadza, vegetables and beef stew—and kept his promise to enjoy sadza the traditional way, with his hands! 🍽️

Ambassador said "Nhasi inini ndirikudya Sadza. Sadza rinonaka!

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

@Savheya_Happie Dai mangopindira rasta.. moti imi nemuromowenyu/zvigumwe "...............

[Alexus🐐 @Alexusdeyforyou]

The satisfaction I got from this video was everything😇

God bless your handwork 🙏

[MUFARO @MfaroMasuka]

Kobbie Mainoo…
You Peaceful Monster🙌🏾❕

[Adamski Jahman @jahman_adamski]

There people on this app crying about HH & democracy calling him a dictator yet praise the fake Russian puppet dictators Captain Taore,Assimi Goïta & Mahamat Déby claiming that elections dont work in Africa. Aaaaaah 🤣

[Bernard Ryan | Blockchain Pro @TheBernardRyan]

Good morning

[Retired Elder Rex M.E Midzi @RexMidzi]

Things I no longer tell a Zimbabwean, because they will not listen i just watch : 🔥

1. Stop buying luxury cars before you've built an asset portfolio that pays you while you sleep. A depreciating asset is not a flex, it's a slow leak bro a car depreciates fast

2. Stop the ad hoc holidays and "baecations" during your building years. That money doesn't come back with interest it comes back as regret. Build the base first, holiday later

2. Build homes, not monuments. Make them functional, cozy, beautiful not a 3-storey shrine to your ego on land that could've housed three tenants paying you rent. Your primary residence is a liability not an asset

3. Always live a few points behind your income. The gap is where wealth quietly grows

4. Your 20s, 30s and 40s are the build. It's only in your 50s the report card comes out , it will be clear who was compounding and who was spending for flex kufadza chaunga. By the time the 60s knock and it is retirement its almost game over , unless you are Colonel Sanders or Ray Kroc

5. Stop competing with the guy next door you don't even know if he's winning or drowning in debt run your own mile. Life isn't a race, it's a marathon with no spectators who matter. If you do good people talk if you mess up they will still talk. Do you wangu

6. The moment a purchase is for an audience instead of a purpose, you've already lost the plot and probably the money too. Imagine buying a car kuti 'vandione ' thats chibaharanzi LAST

7. Diversify before you decorate your life. Nobody's asset column ever grew because the ceiling was higher

8. A title, a car, and a big house mean nothing to a bank when the income stops. Build what pays you, not what impresses people

Love Rex

The National Dog

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

@KingJayZim DEAD wrong.

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

😂

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸This is hilarious! #GoEngland🔥😂

We need new leaders.🇿🇼

[King Jay🇿🇼 @KingJayZim]

Heish!!!

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

@LynneStactia 😂😂

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

@zetdc_official can you reverse a token purchased for the wrong meter number??

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

Professor Anna Kajamulo Tibaijuka

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

Hanzi irikwaGaza breaking for spare Buggatti

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

kovaya vekukurumidza kumedza kutsenga kuchada, mazodii nhasi..#Chivanhu 😂😂

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

@sinovuyo001 I can say plus 10 yrs

[Queen of BaTonga👑 @The_Tonga_Queen]

How many reposts for machiremba manyama

[Samaita🇿🇼 @KudzaiMazombe]

@PoliceZimbabwe hero basa iro

[Caesar Zvayi 🇿🇼 @caesarzvayi]

The President @edmnangagwa & @ZANUPF_Official should distance themselves from these attention seekers! Every Zimbabwean has a right to freely speak his/her mind on the proposed constitutional amendment. & there is a 90 day period set aside for that.
We all know the ruling party has the numbers to carry the day in peace should push come to shove.
These guys not only tarnish the image of the Party whose motto is Unity, PEACE & Development but feed an unwarranted, unwanted narrative especially in light of the recent attack on @ProfMadhuku
I doubt the President himself associates with such characters!
A lot is done & said in his name.
I will be utterly shocked if he endorses this!

[ Pᴇɴᴢᴜʀᴀ_Wᴀᴄʜᴏ  @PenzuraWacho]

😂😂Zimbabweans will make funny of everything 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽