Colleen Kuehn

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

@MichaelRoslen you're a jackass. But I do agree, Larkin is handsome. It's a compliment @CrckrJckDiggity, I swear.

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

@MichaelRoslen @MeatStomper to be clear, Travis tritt circa 1993, not now.

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

@MichaelRoslen @pogbrofacts he told my dad his goatee made him look like either an angry billy goat or villain in a fantasy movie. 😳

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

"Size matters not" -yoda.
Bullshit yoda. Bullshit.

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

Sorry for your loss @MichaelRoslen..NOT! #lgb #bluesrulehawksdrool #pushfortheplayoffs #divisionleaders https://t.co/jAsTmFxSUK

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

@MichaelRoslen @The_New_Tron_0 #truestory

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

"Want to know how I'm the most evolved man? I have thin nails, small nipples, and I hate bananas."-@MichaelRoslen #wtf #thisiswhatilivewith

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

touché @MeatStomper, touché.

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

just bonged a beer in my friend's living room on a Monday night. I love being unemployed.

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

Ahem @MichaelRoslen, I believe you meant "we" are moving to New York 😁

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

@KuehnMachine69 it wasn't me!!

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

I'm squashing mad tooter bugs today. Smells like an outhouse in the middle of August.

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

@secretpubtweet abso-fucking-lutely.

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

@MichaelRoslen definitely changing my pass code now.

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

I'm a sex machine.

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

@MeatStomper gimme that sweater.

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

Sometimes, when I get too excited I pee a little. #opps

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

"I know backfish and oshie and that's about it."-@Veronica_Paige #smh #interviewsforanewroommatestartnow

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

@bapowderly freakin autocorrect..

[Colleen Kuehn @KuehnMachine69]

@bapowderly still bitter you never responded with a remedy to the dog humping situation!