Kuhliene

I trip over most things.

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Im liking this.

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Mic check.

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I just signed back in, after months of my twitter being on idle, to let everyone know that I will always read the word “public” as “pubic.” That is all.

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WAS THE DISEASE MEN?????

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Anyone else wait for the cat to enter the bathroom with you so that you can poop together?

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@BankofAmerica doesnt allow you to buy checks??? But you’re a bank? 🤔 So... What do you say ya do here, Todd?? *Opens account with Chase*

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Anyone get a leg cramp while pooping?

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Egg shaped gum means everything to me.

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@danielmarven That trees would move around (probably when thwy were mad) to make the wind.

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I miss movies with people who arent perfect. ☹️ #bringbacktheuglypeople #brownteethforever #jaundiceisthenewblackdress #badmakeupisgoodmakeup ##stopperfection #womenwhofart

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I make sure I buy bananas every other day so I can throw them in my purse and forget about them.

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That moment when you find out you are a human being and not a human bean. 😕

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@badbanana Donate everybody after you thank them and fold them nicely into a garbage bag.

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I wonder if clouds get sunburnt 🤔

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When I was little, I assumed when the trees wiggled around, that they were what created the wind. I never thought the wind moved the trees. Im sticking to it.

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A pen that doesnt click is WORTHLESS. #ionlybuypensthatclick

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AT NIGHT; All jackets hung in a corner are demons.

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I just ate the lunch I just packed for tomorrow. 🤔

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I miss brown 90’s teeth. ☹️💔

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@JimCarrey I’m here.