Sohail Tanvir

‏‏میرے بولنگ ایکشن سے بجلی پیدا کر کے, پاکستان میں لوڈ شیڈنگ ختم کی جائے

[Sohail Tanvir @Kukri_007]

Azhar bhai ne abi phone kr ky btaya hy
Ground main pehlay hi hawa bht hy tumhain nahi khila skty

#PakvsNZ

[Sohail Tanvir @Kukri_007]

@KarachiKingsARY main Arha hun Full Speed ky sath Puri Team ko Hawa dainay.
Pindi ka king ab Karachi main
#PSLDraft

[Sohail Tanvir @Kukri_007]

Somerset walay mjy bht Payar krty hain, unho ny sponsor bhi mere Nick Naam ka rakha hy , Kukri
#ThankYouSomerset

[Sohail Tanvir @Kukri_007]

Main batting krnay a gea hon. Pankhay bnd kr k tv screen sy hawa lain aur bijli bchaeyn apny lye mulk o qaum k lye. Shukriya

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Ahmed Shehzad has given a good "audition" in this #T20I to be selected in the test squad. My sympathies are with the legend. #Respect

[Sohail Tanvir @Kukri_007]

Mukhtar Ahmad Mera Batting version hy.

[Sohail Tanvir @Kukri_007]

Ahmad Shehzad ny apna Batting Style mere bowling style sy inspire ho ky rakha hy

[Sohail Tanvir @Kukri_007]

Main Ny Shahriyar Khan Ko letter likha ky Agher Agly match mn kamyabi chahty ho tu mjay Team main shamil kro,Bhai apka T20 specialist hy yar

[Sohail Tanvir @Kukri_007]

Azhar bhai ko kaha bhe tha k Bangladesh main garmi hai, pankha sath ly ky jao. Mujhay nahin khilaya toh haarna e tha na!

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Today, in the morning I had asked Mortaza if he could lend me some face wash. He offered me a whitewash instead. How unjust that is!

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Just texted Dhoni and asked him "How about an exchange of bowling attacks?" He replied, "How about an exchange of captains?" So lame he is!

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

I guess the whole team is paying tribute to my century by getting out early. They want me to be the top scorer today.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Heard that Sickoo bhai criticised me yet again despite my 100. Sickoo bhai has an OCD which means Obsessed, CHWAL and a Disease.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

ICC has cleared Muhammad Hafeez bhai's bowling action. Now they should ban Rahat Ali's catching action.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Haris Sohail is so impressive. He keeps improvising and always inventing new techniques to get out. #Respect for this new legend.

[Sohail Tanvir @Kukri_007]

Afridi bhai batsmans ko tips dy rhy hain, is hissab sy mjay Electricians ko tips daini chahiye.
#BANvsPAK

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

I have calculated the efficiency of team.Playing like this & winding up 100 over game in 60 overs would save 560MW electricity in Pakistan.

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

Just dialled Rescue 1122, and the answering machine says, "Your required Misbah is not available any more."

[Azhar Ali @CaptainKaam]

LBW?
Impact was outside the off stump, I also was outside the off stump and bowler was outside the off stump of his brain.

[Sohail Tanvir @Kukri_007]

15 Ka Required Rate hy, 4 Wickets Baki hain
Pakistaniyo Meri yaad tu sata rhi hogi?