mumo

Just being me

[mumo @Kuland_]

Mnipee advice juu mimi nimechoka walai

[mumo @Kuland_]

Unatext mtu kumpea break up message anakujibu "Hi my love" apa ntajitoa aje sasa

[mumo @Kuland_]

Unatext mtu kumpea break up message anakujibu "Hi my love" apa ntajitoa aje sasa

[Munjiru wa mbari ya Karanja @wakariowa]

Hii local yetu kila mtu hukuwa VIP

[mumo @Kuland_]

@Is_javan we wachana na mwihoko😂

[mumo @Kuland_]

@Iam_KendiH Ni DM ama kushajaa😂

[Kilonzi Atieno @Mia_Toa_Mia]

Single mothers are people who wouldnt date you,if they didn't have kids✍️

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

Unaamka unaskia 10 young girls have died in a dorm fire. 💔Hii nchi ifungwe

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

Nimeamka 30 minutes nikaona mambo ya utumishi girls, plans to set up an ebola quarantine in kenya na kemsa wameficha dawa za 1 billion hadi zikaexpire. Alafu hao burukenge wako anga national prayer breakfast. Nchi ya matakataka ii

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Gun to your president's head, Name a wild animal.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

Politicians wakitaka better health care huwa wanaenda abroad, but ebola patients ndio wanaletwa kuseek medical attention kenya. Eiii Ruto needs to die sasa

[Jumuiyan @Jumuiyan]

Duale will run the ministry of health politically mpaka mshangae

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

"Sa si ufanyee hivyo basi" a radom Kenyan asking for his money back😂😂

[𝟝𝟛𝕣𝕕-𝕊𝕆ℕ @felix_kantiok]

Once I had a little disagreement with my girlfriend because of this, she posted a picture of herself on her WhatsApp status, then probably as an afterthought sent the same picture to my DM.

I ignored the picture and went on chatting with her like nothing happened,then she drew my attention to it, I simply told her to get the attention she was seeking from her contacts because if she wanted my attention she would have sent to me and me alone at that moment, she can grace her contacts with it much later on. You can't be trying to make someone feel special about you then go ahead to display lack of exclusivity.

So yes if she sends it to my DM,she gets the compliment, but on her status? I let her get the attention she's seeking

[Ndaga ® @fndaga]

Hailed an Uber to Westlands about 1 hour ago and the car was one of those tiny Chinese EVs called HENREY MINOR, but here's where it gets interesting, the driver's name was HENRY MAINA and my flabber was completely gasted 🤣😂😂🤣

[Comrade Wa kabarack 🙆 @AmosSalau8404]

Deleted but rules are rules

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

huddah alitoa wapi boobs? #JaramandiaYaMatiti

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Probiotic is just an English added to yoghurt to make it expensive 🤨

[mumo @Kuland_]

@swieetts300 Daamn