Clayton Omwanga

“Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.” Psalms 144:1

[Titus Makhanu @QcMakhanu]

If we are to develop Kenya, like the way Singapore did, as preached to us by President Ruto, he must start by jailing corrupt leaders, like this one and perhaps jail himself in the end...#titumakhanudagorettiNorthMp2027 #HakizakoJukumuLangu #WakiliwaMwananchi

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@swisspoll20 Uongo hiyo

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@bernard11481876 “So the evidence against Sifuna is that he has political ambitions… while being a politician? 😂 Shocking investigation. Next expose: footballer caught wanting to score goals.”

[Chance🤺 🍊 @ChanceGardi]

Non esiste nessuna minaccia dalla Russia, nessuna Guerra Ibrida. Solo leader UE incompetenti, bugiardi, ladri e corrotti, che mentono inventando minacce inesistenti per avere una scusa per raddoppiare la spesa militare e ricevere tangenti dall’industria militare o altri benefici.

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@grok, forget politics for a moment. How long does it take to boil an egg on the Moon? I’m looking for a question more grounded in reality. 🤣

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Unaona vile mmenyamaza after swiss has released their polls wacha tu niwawekee hapa,the most preferred opposition flag bearer:

Kalonzo musyoka- 45%
Edwin sifuna -28%
Fred matiangi-11%
Riggy g -9%
Ndindi-4%
Sa hii mnajifanya macho haioni sindio??? Habari ndo hiyo nishawapea breakdown🤣

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

If you see monkey in a suit, someone else must have dressed it up. Relatable.

[Obinna TV Studios @ObinnaWaGikomba]

Babu Owino is not a mad man buanaaa!!
Sifuna is out here shouting about constitutionalism kumbe behind the scenes betrayal kila corner.
Utaskia wakisema tumelipwa kwa sababu tunaongea ukweli...

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

After 20 seasons of Afghanistan: The Forever War, they needed a new series. Enter Ukraine: Unlimited Budget Edition. 😂 Somewhere, the accountants are screaming: ‘Whatever you do, don’t let peace break out!’

[Chance🤺 🍊 @ChanceGardi]

Julian Assange: L'obiettivo non è difendere l'Ucraina*, ma usare l'Ucraina per riciclare il denaro dei cittadini UE e USA, farlo passare dall'Ucraina, e riportarlo nelle mani delle élite della sicurezza. L'obiettivo è avere una guerra infinita, non una guerra vittoriosa.

[Chay Bowes @BowesChay]

'Nobody wants Kallas at the table, not because she's a strong negotiator, but because she's stupid,' says Medvedev

'Europe hasn't even been invited yet'

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@itskipkiruike An arsonist is his own parents darling. I hear you.

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@ObinnaWaGikomba Sifuna is playing the long con? 😂 Obinna, perhaps he just got wiser. You don’t spend years as Baba’s student and still fail to recognise when the kitchen is being prepared and you are the main course. Walitaka kumkaanga, jamaa akaona mafuta mapema akajitoa! 😂 #SisiNdioSifuna

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@FridrikJonsson Is this a peace negotiation or Russia’s liquidation sale? You’ve redistributed territory, dismantled the military, rewritten the constitution, settled Japan’s disputes & removed the UN Security Council seat. What else? Maybe Moscow can throw in 2 nuclear submarines & a toaster?”

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@FridrikJonsson At this point just add: ‘Russia to hand over the keys, submit the meter readings, and leave the premises by Friday.’”

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@FridrikJonsson 😂 ‘Anything else?’ My brother, what could possibly be left? You’ve negotiated Ukraine, Georgia, Moldova, Kaliningrad, the Kurils, Sakhalin, Russia’s internal republics, its nuclear weapons, political system and UN seat.

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@Darfur007 @bungomaduke See your life 😂 Sifuna is busy doing Sifuna, meanwhile you’ve assembled Jubilee orphans, the entire Luhya community and ‘backwardness’ into one WhatsApp-sized political theory. Even the downfall itself is confused.

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@bungomaduke Obinna, endelea na 98–2 yako. 😂 No amount of whining changes anything. #SisiNdioSifuna mpaka ballot. Huko ndio tutagundua kama alikuwa pekee yake ama ni microphone ilikuwa inadanganya watu. 🤣

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@dariodangelo91 Went to Moscow seeking a new chapter in UK-Russia relations.
Putin: unavailable.
Lavrov: vodka.
Diplomacy: zero.
Hangover: presumably historic. 😂

One does wonder at what glass the foreign-policy strategy officially collapsed.

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@MaisoKenya So the constitutional test for a good Senator is now: How many Gen Zs have you represented in court, and how much bail have you paid? 😂 Very well. Someone alert Parliament that the Senate mandate has apparently been amended on Twitter.

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@citizentvkenya Muslims ✅
Wafugaji ✅
Now kindly release the marshaling timetable so the rest of Kenya knows when their turn is coming. 😂

[Clayton Omwanga @Kule_Chinjika]

@AdamKinzinger “Excellent plan. And on Day 101, when the $200 billion is gone and the war hasn’t stopped, do we send Russia a polite reminder that the budget has been exhausted? 😂”