I hate when auntiya phone the house when my mums not home man.
Aunty: hello puth sassikal mummy hegi aa?
Me: sassikal Aunty, mummy bhaar gaye aa
Aunty: ohhhh okeh das di mummy di pua di kuri di paanji di massi di chache di voti da phone aaya si..
Me:
Remember that odd time when people on this site were tryna tell us how Caesar from Planet of the Apes looked peng in a suit? Yeah. Never take anyone too seriously on this site. You will end up caught up in people’s madness.
India’s 🇮🇳 democracy = Abuse of Human Rights
Whilst the Sikh community is peacefully protesting against the illegal arrests and detention of hundreds of Sikhs activists, the Indian state decided to forcefully remove and arrest more members of the Sikh community. Stand up
I’m so sorry but Ronaldo calling Wayne Rooney ‘a rat’ and laughing about it with Piers Morgan is the most nauseating thing I’ve ever seen in a football interview. Horrid.