Me: Yeah, they transported me on the floor of the ambulance and had to lift me into it. They even gave me a blood blister.
Friend: Oh, where?
Me: Sends picture
Friend: …
Me: Did you see it?
Friend: …
I swear, sometimes I forget just how much of me there is until I send someone a picture. 😂🐽
#Gainer
I want you so addicted to food that you start crying when you go 20 minutes without eating
Sound fucked up? It is
But that doesn’t matter
What matters is turning you into the fat, turgid mound of lard you’re meant to be
I’m not concerned with much else
Everyone knows movie theaters are struggling that’s why they should become gainer theaters. Show gainer porn on the big screen and let people come in and stuff themselves to their hearts content on buttery popcorn and fattening candy.