Kuma Kommando

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@manda_m0 Yo I was looking for the hatchet clip of him saying “I have small dick energy” and this tweet got me feeling called out! 😂😂😂💀
This was un-ironically me.

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@LeleBestScarfer @MarkNino @WholesomeMeme WHAT IS LOVE? Baby don’t hurt me…

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@AirtheNeko I’m so sorry.

[Connectionaire @Connectionaire_]

How to catch cockroach

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@AirtheNeko Your grandmother is too wholesome in that way 🥺. Made sure it was protein. Looks like she knows how to cook bacon decently!

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@wonderofscience This is quite possibly one of the most beautiful creatures I’ve ever seen. I love jellyfish and this is a new one on me. Gorgeous!

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

A rare encounter with a giant phantom jellyfish 990m (3,200 ft) beneath the surface in Monterey Bay.

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@joncoopertweets Only a single story about how daytime raves are picking up in Kyiv. The rest is all jon cooper shared. I don’t even know or care who this person is. Twitter had to bombard me for me to even see you as a blip on my radar. TBH I’m not impressed. Byyyye!

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@joncoopertweets yo I don’t know why twitter decided all but one story in my email should be what jon cooper shares.

I never asked, nor do I care for drama momma politics. You guys quibble over the seats. The rest of us will live in the blasted landscape you all leave behind.

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@AirtheNeko Examine the insides of your own cup to determine if the good people will be willing to drink what you serve them. I might pose that a cup that’s spotless may seem more suspect that’s filthy or has a heavy patina from weathering.
Hopefully this analogy helps. 💚💚💚

[Sonya 💜 @SimplyySonyaa]

If you're having a bad day, just remember someone is dating your ex and thinking they got lucky 😂

[BigCheese @BigCheese]

Cell Saga in a nutshell and it’s ADORABLE 🥰

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@AirtheNeko @CovenShiranui Thank god it wasn’t “like a kitty in the house”

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@NSFW_GluNimbus @AshIsFluffed Wait… why not the gold foil chocolate coins?

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@KingTea29 @AirtheNeko

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@PaPa_Snowflake @AirtheNeko Came here for this. Gordon is a badass name.

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@_PlayerMick_ @shannonsharpeee Also, just playing devil’s advocate, not defending, but they could be investigating a car on the road that can’t go nowhere. They will FIND something to be pissy about.

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@_PlayerMick_ @shannonsharpeee BRUH. LOOK AT THE FRONT DRIVER RIM. IT’S HALF GONE. Why would you be *in a car*…. *on the road*… drunk… with a broken rim?? And furthermore, *how* did this mans break his whole rim?! How did he even get it rolled to a stop there?! 🤯

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Kuma Kommando @KumaKommando]

@ninaturner THANK YOU.