Kumail Nanjiani

I didn’t pay for twitter blue. My new special Night Thoughts is out NOW on @hulu.

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

Doing This Again tour is coming to a city near you! Don’t miss your chance to see me live. Tickets on sale now at https://t.co/4LwLiu9qlK

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

All 2025 tour dates are on sale now! 2nd show just added in Vancouver. Don’t miss my "Doing This Again" tour coming to a city near you. Get your tickets now at https://t.co/qi9j9q4vzJ

✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte
✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham
✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston
✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin
✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin
✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston
✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas
✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit
✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto
✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland
✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver
✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison
✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison
✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis
✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City
✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago

#standupcomedy #livecomedy #DoingThisAgain #kumailnanjiani

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

Chicago! Due to overwhelming demand, we’ve added an early show! Get your presale tickets now at https://t.co/E71vuCBX7i with code: KUMAIL

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

Presale is LIVE for my stand-up special taping at @TheVicChicago! Don’t miss my brand-new hour, Chicago. Get your tickets now with code KUMAIL — https://t.co/FrDJegOjbM. Can’t wait to see you in March!
✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte
✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham
✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston
✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin
✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin
✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston
✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas
✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit
✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto
✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland
✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver
✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison
✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison
✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis
✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City
✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

Vancouver! I’ll be performing at the @VogueTheatre on February 22nd in the Just for Laughs Festival (@JFLVancouver), and I’d love to see you there. Presale is now live with code KUMAIL. Get your tickets at https://t.co/qi9j9q3XKb

✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte
✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham
✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston
✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin
✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin
✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston
✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas
✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit
✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto
✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland
✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver
✶ 3/6. . . . . . .Madison
✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison
✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis
✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City
✶ 3/15. . . . . .Chicago

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

Chicago! Exciting news: I will be filming my new stand-up special at @TheVicChicago in March. Tickets go on presale this Wednesday (12/11) at 10 a.m. CT. Don’t miss out! All info at https://t.co/qi9j9q4vzJ.

✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte
✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham
✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston
✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin
✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin
✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston
✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas
✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit
✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto
✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland
✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver
✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison
✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis
✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City

#standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

The internet is a cruel and tumultuous place @TeamCoco

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

I'd like to have a word with whomever named this substance

I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour.

✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle

✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR

✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA

✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte

✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham

✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston

✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin

✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin

✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston

✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas

✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit

✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto

✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland

✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver

✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison

✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis

✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City

#standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

There are people in my walls

I’m coming back to standup. Link in bio for tickets to “Doing This Again” tour.

✶ 11/30. . . . .Seattle
✶ 12/1. . . . . . Portland, OR
✶ 12/7 . . . . . .Lincoln, CA
✶ 1/17. . . . . . Charlotte
✶ 1/18. . . . . . Durham
✶ 1/19. . . . . . Charleston
✶ 1/30. . . . . . Austin
✶ 1/31. . . . . . .Austin
✶ 2/01. . . . . . Houston
✶ 2/02. . . . . .Dallas
✶ 2/07. . . . . .Detroit
✶ 2/08. . . . . Toronto
✶ 2/21. . . . . .Oakland
✶ 2/22. . . . . Vancouver
✶ 3/7. . . . . . .Madison
✶ 3/8. . . . . . .Minneapolis
✶ 3/13. . . . . .New York City
#standupcomedy #livecomedy #kumailnanjiani

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

Let me slip into something a little more... uncomfortable

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Marry your best friend

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Toronto, tickets are now on sale for the new show added 🎟️🎟️ Get them here: https://t.co/E71vuCBphK

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

Piper? I hardly even know her

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Toronto! 2nd show added! Tickets on sale tomorrow at https://t.co/E71vuCBphK

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

Here's me sharing way too much with my hero Conan O’Brien @TeamCoco

[Kamala for Georgia @KamalaForGA]

GEORGIA VOTERS: If you’re in line, stay in line! If you're in line by 7pm, you have the right to vote.

🔵Cobb County Civic Center
🔵Sugar Hill Church, Gwinnett
🔵Swint Elementary School, Jonesboro

Your vote matters! RT/share this post so others stay in line.

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I can’t believe I’m saying this, as a guy who thinks picking up calls from random numbers should be against the law, but if you voted in Nevada, pick up your phone!

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

@samstein How. DARE you.

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

Reminder that WISCONSIN HAS SAME-DAY VOTER REGISTRATION so if you need to, you can register at your polling place.

[Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn]

Vote.