Alexander Benson

Love to Run, Love to Eat, Love to Sleep

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌

[Rylie Jo @rylie_mcfadden]

rt if you have an uncle mike

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Jay-Z = Freshmen
Shaq = Sophomores surviving another year
Kanye = Juniors are almost done
Snoop = C/O 2016 https://t.co/Ekl7IpiHdi

[relatable @byreIatable]

"Attendance is required"
"There is no extra credit"
"An 89.9 is a B"
"I don't believe in multiple choice" https://t.co/SCMkv9d04b

[relatable @byreIatable]

College in a vine https://t.co/iwPubG4n8H

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

2 Chainz is too real

[relatable @byreIatable]

Filling out professor evaluations

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: please God let me pass finals
God: new phone who dis

[relatable @byreIatable]

"you can't study all the course material for your final in one night"

not until i shift into

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[relatable @byreIatable]

College: Got so much work, can't go out this weekend
Fri: Well I still got tmrw
Sat: I'll just work all day Sun
Sun:

[relatable @byreIatable]

Sorry professor, the first backpack has been zipped. There's no stopping us now.

[Prank Videos @30SecPrankVids]

Getting sniped prank 😱 https://t.co/9wyJBli3Bx

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How bro, how. http://t.co/Vrxv8PCK5v