El Toro

I once wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

I don't think girls realize how handsome my mom says I am.

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

@C_KNAPPSTY This is all your fault

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

@Emilyholthus I'll enjoy it from the other side of the world

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

No better time of year than harvest season in Nebraska

[Wayne Staley @Dbeshaler]

College has turned me into that kid who just stuffs all his papers randomly into his backpack

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

Never thought I'd see the day where people cheer at cops getting beat up by protestors. The fucking world we live in.

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

@Sandlizard_ @laynedavis311 Everyone needs a hobby

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

@BIGIRONGYM101 My newest addition is the coffee table from your neighbors yard

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

Over half of the furniture in my house is shit I found on the side of the road.

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

If you ever have to help someone puke, three fingers is a little agressive.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

I don't understand how people in America can proudly wave the flag of another country, but consider it "punishment" to be sent back there.🇺🇸

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

Chipotle is shit. Eat American beef.

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

@RavinBaker

[Bovine Thots With Poppin Twats @TheDailyCowman]

If you listen closely you can hear the higher rent offers and new pickup orders from here

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

@DatHogey That's what tomorrow is for

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

@C_KNAPPSTY @Sandlizard_ Fuck big tabacco

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

@laynedavis311 @BaeDates I won't let the fame get to me

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

@BaeDates @laynedavis311 Why the hell would I stop eating meat? If I was gonna die tomorrow I'd be on a bacon and steak diet.

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

If you bitch about the time change your the worst kind of person

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

@Erici7i You go girl

[El Toro @KummerRyan]

People should have to pass an IQ test to be on social media