Manager - Please delete this user from the database as they are dormant
Me - Sure thing.
SELECT * FROM users;
DELETE FROM users;
Manager - Wtf bro!? All users vanished from database.
Me - I resign.
Manager - But you are accountable for this mess
Me - What accountability?
🎓- Could you please come in as a speaker for our ££ ceremony
Me - What is it about?
🎓 - As a senior it would be really good if you could motivate fresher students
Me - First pls fix your placement…badi badi baate baadmei karwa lo🤡
🎓 - 😭😭
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Hey guys,
I am looking for a Associate Product Manager / Product Analyst role. If you guys could connect me with the relevant folks, it would be a great help. Asking for a friend!
@CocaCola@CocaColaCo@DietCoke
Why can’t you guys introduce a PET bottle for Diet Coke?
A can is great but PET bottle is something that would ensure that people like me buy in bigger quantities😋